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Uh... meeting adjourned.
To reach out across the cultural divide.
[dramatic music playing]
-[microphone squeaks] -Well, he's not here now, is he?
Understood. Understood.
[roars]
[Reg] Personally, I'd say it's more of an ethical opportunity
♪ Then what will I do? ♪
♪ Maybe ♪
Please, please...
I guess I'm not Gate-Keeper anymore.
-You saved me! -Huh.
How do you demote someone who equally dislikes every job he's ever worked?
Okay, well, uh, the fact remains
Copy that. We'll get you a replacement squire right away.
Uh, we're definitely picking up an abomination of some kind or another.
[rad meter peaking]
This shipment of new recruits came in, and, uh, one of them was Maximus.
Let's hear it.
-All right. -[Yaffe] Mr. Howard.
I grew up working on a fly farm.
Show me the illustration.
[barking]
A Gulper got it, huh?
Sorry, I...
What are we gonna do with you?
shoot Jorge in the fucking head, yeah?
I know. I've got anger. We all do.
Yeah? Why's that?
I'd be happy to teach them introductory calculus.
Don't feel bad.
and murder vault dwellers?
Fuck!
I can teach the raiders Shakespeare-- and when they're ready, Marlowe.
Huh.
♪ And it hurts me so to tell 'em that you're gone ♪
-Okay. That's fine, that's enough. -Thanks, though.
and then they'd feed our shit to the flies.
Something like that.
You stupid motherfucker, you know this is all your fault.
My squire, he fell in battle.
Ow!