Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When we were in Korea and a thousand screaming gooks came across our line...
He'll do anything you need him for.
get off my hill
Life and death. What the hell do you know about life and death?
get up and slam and welcome to the jam
Girls go to college And the boys go to jail
Haven't seen you in a few days. Where you been?
Busy day gotta go
Spider? Is that what he just called you, Fong?
It's "Take your crude come-on to every woman who walks past...
"And I wanna leave my house to the church because Dorothy would've liked it."
-What do you want? -Your dad bought this?
Thao is here to make amends. He's here to work for you.
And I confess that I have no desire...
Yeah, I love you too.
Oh, you are old. So cool.
This time we have witnesses.
-Hello, Father. -Hi, Walt.
Ha, ha. Very funny, Wally.
Well, that's what I'm asking.
...I was never very close with my two sons.
...I gotta go.
Hey, what's up?
Medado pussy Fuck pussy
Right out of the rookie preacher's handbook.
Well....
I promised your wife I'd get you to go to confession.
-Having a good time, I see. -Yeah.
Yeah? So is being in a gang, dipshit.
...so if there's not something pressing....
Yo, man. It's in mint condition, man.
-Just checking up on my little cousin. Yeah, man.
Second chances come your way.
What you gonna do...
-You'd let me take the Gran Torino? -Yeah, I'd let you take the Gran Torino.
...that a man acquires this over a period of 50 years.
Say 10 "Hail Marys" and five "Our Fathers."
This ghetto is a dead zone for my cell, and I'm bored.
Crazy motherfucker, man. What's wrong with him, man?
This kid doesn't have a chance.
Yeah.
So, what do we got here, Walt?
And some may ask, "What is death?
She was a real peach.
You could talk about a construction job you just came from...
Are you all right?
I'll be back. Now, don't let anything go away.
The keys to my house are under the ceramic turtle on the porch.
You're fine.
Only for guy talk.
Good day Johnny pusscake
My mom said he dishonored the family and now he has to work off his debt.
...to confess to a boy that's just out of the seminary.
Any man worth his salt can do half of the household chores...
Oh, nothing. Nothing much, really.
Get off my camera riser
Bitter in the pain, sweet in the salvation.
If you don't let me take the top, I ain't helping.
That's me.
I told her I watch over my flock.
I wish our father would've been more like you.
- Yeah. -Yeah, I suppose.
-Hello? -Hey. Morning, Dad.
-Thao. -"Tuh," okay.
If you can refrain from doing any of that, it's yours."
Makan roti Mana rotinya aku lapar
Since everything could go downhill after that.
And what's that, some sort of a witch doctor or something?
Jesus Christ.
It's always rice-burner this, Jap-burner that, you know?
I talked with her. Yeah.
Mr. Tough Guy out for blood all of a sudden?
Looking at Project Plans From Developer
Yeah you can count. All you slopes are supposed to be good at math, right?
Now, I got blood on my hands. I'm soiled.
Vise grips.
Yeah. You're right. Nobody would ever hire you.
-It's Grandpa Walt. -Pick it up.
Sorry, Father, we have to go.
Yeah. I blow a hole in your face, and then I go in the house.
How could he ever become the man of the house?
-It's like staying in a hotel practically. -They're beautiful.
-Something like that. -Yeah. Booga-booga.
There's snow on the ground six months out of the year.
Yeah, I'm.... Yeah, I'm fine.
-Yeah, the kid who stole my Gran Torino. -My brother, Thao.
Why does that old white man stay here?
Well, your kid's wearing a Lions jersey. I'm sure Dad appreciates that.
-Bye, dear. -So long, Walt.
Sounds like you know a lot more about death than you do living.
You know, Thao and Sue are never gonna find peace in this world...
-What are you doing? -Relax. You can't get out of there.
-I didn't think your ass would've came. -Shut up, gook.
-Just like that. -Then let me take the top.
Coworker: Happy Monday Me:
- What you doing, man? - Get in the car, man, come on.
-Because you saved Thao. -I didn't save anybody.