Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No one can say we didn't try.
Oh, right. Afternoon, then.
"Boy, Does My Ass Hurt From All The Guys At My Construction Job."
Well, it's goddamn awful, that's what it is.
No, I bit my tongue. It's nothing.
Hey, it's my last day. So, what else do you have for me to do?
Why don't we go down and get some of that good gook food?
And what about life?
In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.
You should quit.
I know a lot. I lived for almost three years in Korea with it.
It's all good, bro.
Oh, really? And what's that?
Thao.
Now, I just want to be left alone. Thank you.
-You speak English? -Yes, sir.
Today is a blessed day, for a child is born.
Any swamp rats in there?
What's going on?
-Fuck me. -What's with that?
Tomas and Maja available halle - fucking - luya
-She went to our aunt's. -Your aunt's? You sure?
He put his finger at us.
What are we gonna do with him?
What's up, homeboy? What you doing?
Puss-cake
Is you--? Is you a boy or is you a girl, man? I can't tell.
That's why you have to turn to the Lord.
Jesus, Lord Almighty, knock it off.
You're worried about your life.
Yo! Hey!
I never knew you had a cool old car.
Fantastic. Well, you ladies are wonderful.
Can't I just come hang out with my little cousin?
Death is often a bittersweet occasion to us Catholics.
All right, what's on your mind?
But she made me promise I'd keep an extra-sharp eye on you.
I know exactly what I'm talking about.
We'll get this cracker next time.
What'd you do, Jew some poor blind guy out of his money?
-Fuck out of here, man. -Fuck out of here, man.
Listen, old man, you don't wanna fuck with me.
Yeah, I've noticed that.
I like your sandals too.
The place is falling apart.
It's nice of you to look after him like this.
What's that, Mr. Kowalski?
I've been called a lot of things, but never funny.
If you ain’t too busy
Oh, Lord Jesus. What have you done?
Fine. Good. How about Karen and the kids?
Now, why would you do that?
If you're gonna work for me, I gotta know what you're good at.
Yeah. Well, I don't know how you ended up in the Midwest.
I'd like to think I know a lot. I'm a priest.
He's my friend.
But you're wrong about something else.
-Get in, Thao. -Come on, let's go. Get in.
Ain't shit going on.
Is that so?
...so why don't you just find something useful for me to do?
All right. Here's the deal. You stay away from Thao, understand?
-What do you know about faucets? -I know a lot about them, boy.
Yeah. No.
No, no, no.
She was very insistent. She made me.
Not if I see you first, dipshit.
...it's gonna get fucking ugly.
...and come back here at 4 this afternoon.
-You could get a job anywhere. -Like what?
Oh, shit. -What's your name, girl?
-That's my little cousin over there. -You sure that's your cousin, man?
You know what I'm saying.
Well, I think you're an over-educated 27-year-old virgin...
What's she saying? -She said welcome to her home.
Damn all this.
You don't do that. What happens if you meet some stranger and get the wrong one?
Yeah, yeah. That's not what I meant.
You got your whole life ahead of you. But me, I finish things!
-I don't want them. -They're perennials.
Because unlike you, I'm not useless, and I maintain my own property.
What are you reading, Jackass and the Rice Stalk?
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Well, why don't you put that one down?
-That'll be 10 bucks, Walt. -Ten bucks? Jesus Christ, Martin.
So, what are you gonna do, Mr. Kowalski?
I Didn't Think Your Ass Would've Came. Shut Up, Gook.
He's the one who tried to steal my car.
Not that you guys would know much about that.
Here. I want you to have it.