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It just happened.
You better get your ass on, honky, while I still let you.
Stop. Let go.
-I'll replace them. -Don't worry about the tools.
I don't know...
Toad.
Course, I have to make a little adjustment and man you up a little bit.
I was the only one that came back that day.
Get off my bench press.
I'm simply reading it the way it was written.
This crazy motherfucker, man. What's wrong with him, man?
Are you fucking crazy? Go back in the house.
Yeah. Well, I'm surprised you're still around.
We gotta get you something more stylish than that.
They really are. -Yeah.
-How many bullets you got? -We'll catch you on the rebound, homey.
Come on, get in the car! Thao, what the fuck? Get in!
Son of a bitch.
No. I really do. Thank you.
It's not Toad, it's Thao. My name is Thao.
It's not that they're laughing at you or anything.
Well, you'd think the cold would keep all the idiots out.
It seems it would do you good to unload some of that burden.
He didn't even have a gun on him.
Christ all Friday.
Dr. Feldman retired three years ago. I'm his replacement, Dr. Chu.
Jesus. Polarski would roll over in his grave if he could see his lawn now.
Yeah. Shut up.
-What the hell happened to you? -Don't worry about it.
Okay.
You rotten fucks!
Yeah. So you wanna be in sales. You thinking about going to school maybe?
Toad washing the car that he tried to steal from you.
But the food does look good. Smells good too.
She said she couldn't remember the last time you went.
Yeah.
No, he flies solo, man. You wanna do something?
But now, nobody wanna fuck with me.
...but all you know is what you learned in priest school.
The girls go to college And the boys go to jail
There's some in the chest right over there behind you.
Tried to, anyway. Yeah. Yeah, Toad.
Holy Spirit.
-What's up? -Let's go.
I'll go down in the basement and get some chairs.
I haven't seen you in church.
I'm just so brokenhearted.
Huh?
it's gonna get f-ing ugly
And Thao. -And even Thao isn't bugging me.
Come on over and get something to eat. We've got beer too.
Shut up, pussy.
it's gonna get f#(%ing ugly
About stronger men than me reaching their salvation.
Now, you know I'm the right man for this job.
- Oooh. Boy. - Oh, yeah.
-They do? -What, you got shit in your ears?
No more, please. I--
Hey, Kennedy, you drunken Irish goon. How the hell are you?
You know what he expects, Mr. Kowalski.
-Well, I'm gonna take off. Enjoy yourself. -Okay. Yum Yum. Pleasure.
Sit down.
-Me? -Yes, you. Go. Go help him.
Father, Son, Holy Spirit.
-Gave him the wrong change? -Who's the Nip?
Yo, man, it's still in mint condition.
Hey, Thao.
-Yeah, what are you gonna do, huh? Come on, dog.
Look, dog, I been there, done it, and I seen it, man.
I'm here because you needed help. So it's either top or I'm out of here.
God, that gets so old.
I said, don't worry about it. Okay? It's not your problem.
-What you supposed to be, man? -Yo, it's cool, dog.
Why didn't you stay there?
-Well, how about construction? -Me?
So, what do you have for me today? You want me to watch paint dry?
-Yeah, well, I'm old-school. -Yeah, but you're an American.
Here you go. -How about that, Daisy?
You should be hanging out with your own people, with other Humongs.
Tools I've got, but I'm not gonna lend my tool belt. You can pick up tools as you go.
What the fuck?
He doesn't have any real role models in his life.
You know, that's why we stopped doing Thanksgivings.
Well, I could use a roofing hammer.
Right. Mr. Kowalski.
Nothing. What?
-You don't wanna know. -No, I do.
Come home, spirit and soul, come home.
Oh, good, more fucking rice niggers.
Okay?
Yeah. God, you people are nuts.
I'm going over to that house today, Mr. Kowalski.
What's that supposed to mean?
-I'm staying. -No, you aren't.
Don't blow this.
Anything else you need, you just borrow it, that's all.
-Toad? How long? -Till next Friday.
Watch your head.
Thanks for the ride.
What the fuck, man?
She's scared. They're all scared.
We have good news for you, man.
You're all right. You're okay. You've got a cut.