Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Youa, don't listen to him, Youa. He's a white devil.
Well, thank you, Karen.
Certainly better than beef jerky, I'll tell you.
If I was Thao, I guess I'd want vengeance.
Me after I get to know my cousins more
¿QUÉ TRAMÁIS, MORENOS?
Yeah, you don't know the half of it. All right, come on, zipperhead.
...and I don't blame them. Now, get your ofay, Paddy ass on down the road.
...that you shouldn't have fucked with?
I said, step back.
How much?
What happened to Dr. Feldman, my regular doctor?
Boy, does my ass hurt from all the guys at my workout.
It's a great honor.
-And I don't want you making me look bad. -No, I'm good. Totally into this.
Now, this is what I'm looking for. Here, tool belt.
Yes, go on.
Chill with us, man.
...those guys who were here the other night, on my lawn.
All right. Okay.
Oh, he's a pussy kid from next door. I'm just trying to man him up a little bit.
-Yeah. -Construction?
She likes you, you know? Though I don't know why.
No more. What--?
We can't make any mistakes.
And you know why? Because he's a big fat p*ssy!
Look at me when I talk to you, homes!
Because when I vouch for somebody, that means I've given my word.
Hey, Dad.
I feel that this would be the best way to go about...
Well, I guess even a bonehead like you could understand...
-It's Thao. -What?
Now go home and you stay calm.
You can pay me back on your first paycheck.
...and I heard there was trouble in the neighborhood.
...and don't put a big, gay spoiler on the rear end...
That's not good. You should really see a doctor.
That's it?
Yeah, that's right, keep walking! Keep walking!
Now that you've done your good deed, why don't you take off down the road?
“How was your day with the kids?”
Not that I give two shits about a toad like you.
I'd look down too, if I was you.
Oh, great. Another asshole who has a fetish for Asian girls?
Coworker: Happy Monday Me:
I'd come over here and talk to you, I guess.
-What you got? Hey, we can do this right now.
...in 1 972, right on the line.
Look. You've broken Daddy's gnome.
-I'll have a Diet Coke. -Bullshit, this is a bar. You have a drink.
Get Off My Financial Lawn
Oh, please.
Shut up...
I do work with some of the Hmong gangs...
-Are you okay? -Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.
-I told you we're finished here. Oh, yeah.
-Come on, man, let's go. -We're coz, right?
Live a good life and grow old.
...who likes to hold hands of ladies who are superstitious and promises them eternity.
-Hey there. -Hey. I gotta run.
Bye-bye, sweetheart. Take it easy. Her name is Daisy.
Come back here at 4. All right?
Like what?
Man, fuck it. Hey.
You old Italian son-of-a-bitch prick barber.
You just go over there and count the birds.
I shot him in the face with that rifle you were holding in there a while ago.
If she married again there would be a man in the house.
Kor Khue's interested in you. He heard what you did.
Yeah. That's probably why I see you in the garden over there all the time.
All right.
Oh, yeah. Saving face.
Facebook bloqueando mi cuenta Yo odiando a Zucaritas con odio jarocho
Reading the EC of FCS +1
-Here. Put those in your back pocket. -Cool.
Yeah, motherfucker.
Here we are. You can use one of these.
Morning? It's after 1 in the afternoon, it's not morning.
There's a Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar.
Come on. You told me not to leave you alone.
...about how they don't take expired coupons at the grocery store...
I slipped in the shower. No big problem.
Thank you, Padre.
What are you, half Jew or something? You keep raising the prices.
-We live next door. -So?
Yeah, Dad, look. You gotta check it out. We've brought some brochures.
My main shitstaaaain! Dirtbike dave Suuuuuperspade
Why the hell does everyone want my car?
You see that tree right there?
Que tramais morenos
...and would benefit from being around folks their own age.
Horrible things, but things I'll live with.