Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Really, I'll take the top. It looks heavy.
These guys will be locked up for a long time.
Back in the day, everybody used to wanna beat me up.
Emma Lily Jessica Wendy And Astrid
- Slopes everywhere we go, man. - Go back to your rice paddy.
Now it's time to knock the shit out of those pricks.
It runs like a clock, though. They just don't make them like this anymore.
Christ.
-Yeah, well, keep the change. -See you in three weeks, prick.
I gotta know what you can do.
-Oh, I fix things, stuff like that. -Like what?
Aren't you supposed to cook me some Chinese food, huh?
Keep the change. That's just in case you hit my jugular.
What the hell are you doing? Have you lost your mind?
He's sitting out there right now, staring at your front door.
You need somebody to protect you. That's what your big coz is for.
Don't "Yeah, yeah" me. Just say, "Yes, sir," and, "I'll do my best."
God i've got more on common with these fucking gooks
-But you better watch your back. -Fuck it, man, he's crazy.
Oly Lifters Walking Into The GYM
-Yeah, sure, fine by me. Sure. -All right. Take a seat.
Anything new with the old neighborhood?
Sell it, I guess.
How do you want your dog? I mean, steak?
-Fucking let me out or I'll fucking kill you. -Shut the fuck up.
And it never ends. -What happened to your knuckles anyways?
Man, look at this. Look at this, Monk. Check this out.
-They come back every year. -Why are you bringing me all this garbage?
...at the factory Christmas party.
Call me bro again, man, I'll bite your motherfucking face off.
- Walt, can you get it started? - Yeah, it'll be fine.
-She hates me. Come on. -Yeah, she hates you.
-Been busy. -Yeah.
What would you do?
Hey. Get off me.
- This is so good. - Did you have a chance to call Martha?
Walt! Walt! Walt!
- It's all good, huh? - Shut the fuck up.
You shouldn't wait so long between haircuts, you cheap son of a bitch.
It's a cultural thing. It expresses embarrassment or insecurity.
-Who are you? What do you want? -Hi.
What are you gonna do, Walt?
...but won't I be needing some tools?
-This motherfucker crazy, man. -What's wrong with this nigga, man?
-Anything else? -Yeah.
Bhai ye kya dekh liya
This is from me.
There's nothing wrong with making things less hard on yourself.
Hey.
...and I've seen a lot of men who have confessed their sins...
Hey Tom
-Jesus. For the love of Pete. -What?
Why don't you strut away you dumb rooster?
You know, you should quit. That's bad for you.
Yeah, yeah. You go ahead, watch out for your boyfriend.
No. Don't let me down, Walt. Not you.
What the hell did Chinks have to move into this neighborhood for?
Great to see you.
-Hey. Watch your language, lady. -And you're a good man.
It's a phone.
It just looks like hell.
-Go ahead, Karen, give it to him. -Here you go.
Tomorrow.
Go ahead and close this up.
Spider.
Dorothy was in the other room with the other wives.
...I'm gonna ask you out.
Go ahead. I don't care if you insult me or say racist things.
But you're a good man, Wally.
Why haven't you gone?
Life and death.
Put a chain on that whore and yank that motherfucker.
Why can't you just leave me alone?
What the fuck you doing in my neighborhood, boy?
Oh, I am at peace.
Sales, huh?
I think we should go into the other room. Sorry.
No, I'm kidding, you moron. Come on, you can be my special guest.
...where the people are like you, active and alert, but are alone...
Get me another beer, dragon lady. This one's empty.
Look, I appreciate the kindness you've shown to my wife.
The downstairs one kind of died.
I may not be the most pleasant person to be around...
There's always a chance you don't come back.
Yeah, well, you're blowing it with that girl who was there.
Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch.
-I don't think so. -Why not?
-Sorry about this. -It's okay.
Is this that chicken-dumpling thing you brought the other--?
-He won't let anybody help him. -Well, we tried. Can we just drop it?
Is that a date or something?
Jeez. That's another thing, Dad. You really should get rid of the coffin nails.
No, I just came down to talk to Walt, if that's okay.
Okay. It was nice talking to you, Dad. Thanks for calling.
-Oh, shit. -Come on, now. Hey, pops. Come on, now.
If they don't listen, tell them you don't wanna see them anymore.
Like a real man.
What brings you in here, Father? The meat raffle?