Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

. What the hell are you spooks up to?
That's it. Got it?
Do you a little good.
-...you goddamn dick-smoking gook! -Jesus Christ. Oh, shit.
-Okay, good. Good, then. Oh, hey, Dad. -Yeah.
This is gonna end today.
-You don't know what you're talking about. -You're wrong.
-That's cool, you know? Yeah. Ain't shit going on, man.
-He doesn't wanna talk to you. -Well, I'm here, right?
-That? -Wire cutters.
-Got a light? What the fuck?
Dude, man, take this shit off. Come on.
...teach him how to fix things, saved him from that fucked cousin of ours.
Thank you.
Did you hear me? I said, get your hands off my cart
Mouthy little bitch.
-The Gran Torino? -Yeah.
My Financial Lawn!
Take that!
What are you saying?
Thank you.
Mm.
Funny.
Look, you've come a long way. I'm proud to say that you're my friend...
Cowards.
-Go ahead. -So where's Thao at?
Look, I'm just kidding, zip. I mean, you could get a job.
Thanks.
No, Walt. I'll be okay.
Yum Yum, you know the girl in the purple sweater
Now, go ahead and pull those pistols like miniature cowboys.
Those are shears there, and that's a saw.
Yeah, Yum Yum, yeah. Nice girl. Nice girl. A very charming girl.
Relax, zipperhead. I'm not gonna shoot you.
Hey Nick
I pull on that, and you stand right back here...
The only reason I went was because of her.
You need to keep your bitch on a leash.
She asked that I watch over you when she passed on.
Girl go to the Olympics and, The boys go to jail
That's a tack hammer. You can't fool me, kid.
Just talk about people who are not in the room.
-Yuam. A pleasure. -No. Youa.
Youa, okay.
But that's what you said. That what you said men say.
…that you shouldn’t have fucked with their bench press form?
-Maybe even count the clouds that pass by? -Don't get flip with me, boy.
It's inevitable.
Fuck, man? Get in!
You tell your friends to stay away from Thao.
-Please, take them. -They're wrong.
All right.
Hey. Shh.
Oh, I had a piece of cake and a little beef jerky.
Great. Smooth sailing.
What were you thinking?
Hey, what are all you fish heads looking at anyway?
Don't give me any ideas, now.
-Fuck that pussy. Pussy.
-Let's talk about something else. -What?
Damn barbarians.
You made a mistake in your past life, like a mistake that you did...
Koski?
Happy Halloween
Oh, all right.
- Fuck you. - Let's get the fuck out of here.
And you know why? Because you're a big, fat pussy.
-I told you this was a bad idea. -I know. You were right.
-Mentally, I'm way too old for you. -What?
Just got word from my sergeant. We're pulling the plug.
How you doing, Martin, you crazy Italian prick?
gran torino (2008)
The only thing worse is getting a medal...
-...checking out the issues that you've had-- -Excuse me.
You can't just sit there and spread mulch in my garden the rest of your life.
Hey, so how old is you anyways?
The doctor will see you now. Thank you.
Hanging around a neighborhood like that's a fast way to get you in the obituaries.
So, what do you want to do with your life, kid?
Hey, chinito, hey, if you was in the pen...
Hey. You wanna roll with us, man? Come on.
You step on this property again, you're done.
Sort of bitter in its pain, but sweet in its salvation.
Oh, thank you. I just-- I got it.
"How was your day with the kids?"
Yeah, really.
-Come on, Walt. -Come on. Get your ass out of here.
Look, I need you to watch my dog.
What would I do?
...a man acquires this over a period of 50 years
inevitable
I'm not a friend of yours, so why do you insist on calling me Walt?
I work in the Ford factory for 50 years, and he's out selling Japanese cars.
One, two....
I want my daughter to find another husband.
Toad, you got a minute?
So, what do I have to do?
-Why didn't you just call the police? -What?
-Good. How about work? -Busy.
How long do I have you for?
So, what do you want?
...but I never thought you were worse with women...
How many swamp rats can you get in one room?
They take care of everything. They'll clean up. They're really nice.
I'd love one.
It must be a hundred degrees in here. Why don't you turn on the fan?
-Hey. Yo, what's up? What's up? -Yo, what's up, motherfuckers?
Thao's got not one second for you.
What's the matter with you, for chrissake?
Come on, ladies.
You mean Hmong? We're Hmong, not "Humong."
-Now, listen to me, zipperhead-- -No, you listen, old man.
They fucking with you? Man, fuck you, homeboy!
I knew you were a dipshit the first time I ever saw you...
What the hell?
And I sleep like a baby. You can count on that.
Okay, this is the kid I was telling you about.
Fuck you think you at?
I'd wanna stand shoulder to shoulder with you and kill those guys.
No.
...but nobody answered.