Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Yes, Sergeant. What happened?

They're really nice. They really are. These are top-notch, like, resorts.

About what you said.

So, what do you do?

Yeah, you said it, brother.

Grandpa says he wants to know...

After all, it is my birthday.

-Why did you make me do that? It's okay. We're leaving soon.

Everybody blames the Lutherans

You just listen to the way Martin and I batter it back and forth.

I thought you Asian girls were supposed to be smart

Yeah, you can count. All you slopes are supposed to be good at math, right?

-Man, kick that nigga's ass. -Man, you fucking--

I know you don't wanna hear this, but now's the time to stay calm.

Thao, especially.

-What are you peddling today, Padre? -Nothing. I thought I'd drop by and see you.

...use you for sandbags.

Well, I made a 900-dollar profit selling a boat and a motor.

-You okay? -Yeah. I'm okay.

Good Day puss-cake

Hi, Mitch, it's-- It's me, your dad.

Karen's right, Dad. You've worked hard your whole life.

- Nothing. - Minding our own business.

Well, that's terrible.

Hey, girl. Come on.

...than you are at stealing cars, Toad.

...if you can have Thao clear out the big wasp nest under our porch.

Hmong people believe that the soul resides on the head, so don't do that.

-This bitch is crazy. I like them like that.

Grabbed me a couple days ago, right after I got off work.

Come on, Thao, man. You need a big coz to take care of you, man.

What the hell is this?

-Is that so? -It is.

...return home and do not wander anymore.

-He'll start tomorrow morning. -Not tomorrow, not any time.

And the goddamn prick at the shop wants to bend me over for 2 100.

Coworker: Good Morning! Me: Shut Your Fucking Face

Get up. -Get off my lawn.

The child is blessed with a mother and father.

Stronger men than you.

How many men did you kill in Korea?

I don't know about that. I think--

You guys are stupid. I'm going inside.

We stay calm or else mistakes get made. We have to step back from this thing.

- They're amazing. They really are. - You'd have a good time.

How long has it been since your last confession?

We miss Mama, don't we, Daisy? Yeah.

This stuff is really good.

-Yeah, I can count. -Good.

I see that Walt drove you here. You got a vehicle?

And what about that goofball guy you were with?

-They're great. -No, no, beautiful.

No, he isn't. He's not gonna work for me.

Is everybody all right?

Thank you very much, but I have to go now. I have to go now.

And, boy, did I learn.

What you looking at, man?

So, what's that emblem supposed to mean anyway?

-Name's Walt. -Hi, Walt. I'm Youa.

Good. Go in my garage and get it.

Extraordinary events culminate in what might seem to be an anticlimax.

God loves you and forgives you, and I absolve you of all your sins.

När man bor i Älvsbyn

Yeah, and there are these great places now, you know, these communities...

In the war, we just lost a lot of friends, but you're kind of set for it.

No problem. -Thank you.

...and the minute I turn on the game, she starts crying how we never talk.

My friends and I were just wondering what you're doing here.

You shut the fuck up.

...and you push and help me push it up each step.

What do you mean, don't worry about it? Look at your face.

...don't paint any idiotic flames on it like some white-trash hillbilly...

I'm telling you, if we're not here, there will be bloodshed.

All the Americans have moved out of this neighborhood.

Officer Chang! Get those people back.

-Don't go, Thao. Mind your own business, girl.