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...for killing some poor kid that wanted to just give up, that's all.
Look, I'm not crippled. I've got the top.
No way.
Jesus, Joseph, and Mary, these Hmong broads are like badgers.
The point is that there's nothing anyone can do that won't disappoint the old man.
Really?
Smashing's my job, man.
...and they'd get somebody who knew what they were doing.
No, no, I've got the top.
-Why you doing women's work? -What do you want?
Oh, you fuck.
You're right. Those are things I know nothing about...
-What happened? -Hey, step back.
When RFK JR. GETS ASKED WHY WE NEED CHANGE…
...and it would look really good in my room, and I don't have any furniture at all.
Oh, spirit of this child...
What the hell are you spooks up to?
What a load of shit.
-Here you go. -Thanks.
-How's everything going? -I'm fine. Fine. Doing fine.
Fuck the fruitcake. How about you just hand over them keys to that Gran Torino?
...it's gonna get f#(%ing ugly
Tomorrow. Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Kids, want the radio on? Anyone wanna listen to some music? Good.
Yeah, course you'll take it, because you have no teeth, you have no balls, kid.
We'll let the mick stay here and play with himself.
- What up, man? - What you got, punk?
- Come on, roll with us. Come on. - That's woman's work, man.
Hey.
-I'm not far from here. -I'm from Texas.
-Well, maybe you could just pay me. -Yeah. Very funny.
-You made cars? -Yeah.
- Hey, Spider, who that? - What's up?
Now that you've spoken your piece...
He's the Lor family shaman.
Okay. Hey.
Well, I confess that I never really cared for church very much.
Or is it the beginning?
Dog, we just bailed your ass out, dog. Come on, dog, get the fuck in here.
Come with me.
Why? Do you have a problem with me, Mr. Kowalski?
Walt Kowalski once said to me that I didn't know anything about life or death...
-Son of a bitch. -Okay, so, what have you had to eat today?
For that, they gave me a Silver Star. Here it is.
...what are you gonna do with it when you, like, die?
Shut your fucking face.
That's what you know about life and death, and it's pathetic.
Give me that, man. Give me that.
What is all this "bro" shit, anyway?
-Hello? It's Walt.
What? I can't just come and talk to my little cousin?
Are you gone completely deaf or something?
Jesus.
-Just isn't fair. -Nothing's fair, Father.
Hill people. We were hill people. Not jungle people. Booga-booga-booga.
You wouldn't happen to still know that guy that has the Lions season tickets?
-Kind of jumpy, aren't we? -Shut the fuck up.
Yeah. Well, it's been here since before you were born.
Cuando Facebook bloquea mi cuenta por enésima ocasión
What are you guys doing here?
A lot of people showed up after the service.
No, no. No, no, no. Come on, no more. No more.
-There you go. -Not to bitch...
...you're not satisfied with.
-You think you real funny, don't you? -Oh, shit. Ain't she tough?
60 bucks. They....
Look at him washing dishes.
Why don't we go and get some of that good gook food?
-Why the hell does everybody want my car? -Well, I'm not surprised.
You fucking don't listen, do you?
Let a man enjoy himself, would you, girl?
Boy, does my ass hurt from all the guys at my construction job.
I put the steering column in this Gran Torino...
When you get finished with that roof there, you can take that gutter and nail it back up.
Yeah. Okay. Can I come back for seconds?
Well, you shouldn't be hanging out with him.
I was always hoping you'd die...
It's gonna take about one hour.
Come on, man. We gonna give you another shot, man.
Instead you just keep hanging around like the doo-wop dago you are.
You cheap bastard, I should've known you'd come in. I was having such a pleasant day.
Sweet Grab me a beer....
"Third platoon, E company, March 2nd, 1 952, Korea"?
-I mean, they screwed me right in the ass. Don't swear at the guy.
Everything has a job to do.
Honey, come here. Okay, well, your dad is driving me crazy.
-My uncle's car is old and-- -We don't have any cables.
All finished. Ten dollars American.
Now go on out and come back in, and talk to him like a man.
We're having a barbecue. You wanna come over?