Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Trying to get yourself killed?

I did everything I could possibly do, but they broke some of your tools.

-I'd really like to talk, Mr. Kowalski. -Not in this lifetime, sonny.

-How you holding up, Walt? -Mr. Kowalski.

All right. Go get the ladder out of the garage.

They were kind of pissed that I blew my first initiation.

-Oh, no, she's not. -Yeah, no, she didn't.

I'm coming home from work.

...on the condition that you don't chop-top the roof like one of those beaners...

Son of a bitch. Kicking us out on his birthday.

-Come unlock this. What's going on?

All of a sudden, I'm the bad guy in this.

When things go wrong, you gotta act quickly.

Nothing, never mind.

Nothing. Just going down to Corner Spot, you know? Get some CDs.

Yeah, be polite, but don't kiss ass.

Until they go away, you know, forever.

I didn't pay the taxes. It's the same as stealing.

And then I even fixed a door that hadn't even broken yet.

The bus. Jesus Christ, you don't have a car?

Why does a jungle people want to be in the great frozen tundra?

Well, I don't know.

So where are you guys from?

Keep your ass right here.

The hell are you spooks up to?

Well, well, well. Look who's over there.

He says that people do not respect you. They don't even wanna look at you.

And, I don't know, you're here all alone.

I worked at it. It was the best thing that ever happened to me.

Not a day goes by that I don't think about it, and you don't want that on your soul.

-He's gonna blow your gook head right off. -What should I have said, then?

No. No, not at all.

-What? I told you guys already--

-...punk ass old man? Bitch.

Get your ass over there.

A lot of people in this house are very traditional.

A Polack and a chink.

Yeah, I am. I'm the white devil.

You know, I prayed that they would show up...

Well, I was thinking about maybe sales.

Come on, get the shit out of your mouth.

Get off My lawn

You came here with your guns loaded this time.

The girls go to college, and the boys go to jail.

What are you up to?

Son of a bitch, I never thought he'd show.

-Well, what is it? -It's a Gopher.

Are you kidding? He tried to steal my car.

- Thao! - Come on, man. Get in the car, man.

He expects his granddaughter to dress a little more modestly.

Are you gonna give me a confession or not?

Come on, chill with us.

Here's the pitch. And a strike.

You let me out right now. Let me out.

...what do you want?

What do you wanna do? Carry your tools in a rice bag?

-Don't go calling me Wally. -No, I'm serious.

it's gonna get f#(%ing ugly

I knew this was gonna happen.

We used to stack bugs like you five feet high on hoxxes

You scared, huh?

Not at the moment. Taking the bus for now.

You know, that deal with the boat motor, the broken birdbath. It's always something.

Besides, we ain't in Humong.

If you need any extra tools, you just let me know.

Happy Birthday You old Italian son of a bitch prick barber!

Ain’t she sweet

- Fuck, man, get in the car, man. - Thao!

Death is bittersweet.

Why don't you strut away, you dumb rooster?

...like you see on all the other zipperheads' cars.

I know. I know. Take it easy.

Didn't you hear what I just said? I saw you cough up blood.

Here's the deal. I take the top because that's the heaviest.

All right. What are you good at?

Great. Smooth sailing.

What are you doing, little man?

Excuse me, sir. I need a haircut, if you ain't too busy.

You know, the Hmong consider gardening to be women's work.

Your own blood, for chrissake.

Killing to save yourself, killing to save others.

...and come back, and don't talk about having no job...

Cool. -Here. You'll need something like that.

Like what? Take a limo?

So it's true. You got a job.

And you know why? Because he's a big fat p*ssy!

Coworker: Happy Monday Me: Shut Your Fucking Face

These places are nothing like what you'd think they'd be.

-Who you think you talking to? -Who does it look like?

Hey, dog, check this out.