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Sorry, Barney.
Don't worry. I'm sure she'll be able to memorize it by tomorrow.
-I see. What's your name? -Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
-You're late. -Someone will punch in for me.
-Kitty, kitty. -Are you all right, Mr. Burns?
The way you handled the pets put you over the top.
...so look busy and keep quiet! That's all.
Cushy!
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-Thirty seconds. -Remember to smile.
Leave it to old Mary Bailey...
...98 percent of the voters rate you as despicable or worse.
Can I ask him to assuage my fears that he's contaminating the planet...
The only dirt we've got is from a guy who dated her at 16.
-I'll be sore tomorrow. -We've done all we can.
I love dogs. Babies too.