Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Have I lived enough. I've only slept with four men. Is that enough?

Come on Mark. Let's get wankered.

Not that. That sounded good at 3am when we were high on Diet Coke.

Yep, just relax and take your time, OK?

Oh, that's horrible. Who sent you that?

You're obviously very talented but I should just get on with this.

'Even Bernie Winters and Schnorbitz would've been an improvement.'

Pimp me out, Pimp My Ride - there's a new climate.

I've got nothing. I've got fucking nothing here.

This is a very complex business proposal,

'This is almost definitely a terrible idea.

Unless you think it's nice to murmur at someone who's... dying.

"Hey, I know someone who's gone to Kettering for the weekend."

but I don't like playing the game with women, talking to them,

There's nothing.

I don't know, Alan.

'That can't be hygienic.'

even when you gave me shit about the earnings projections.

I've always wanted to come somewhere like this.

'and about the European constitution,

'It's much more likely you'll just get a tumour.'

was not just amalgamating Sales and Marketing,

Hi, and what's your name?

'Maybe she's right. Maybe the truth does work.

Yes, it's fine. Just monitoring stomach-acid levels.

when, actually, I'll be keeping a rigorous note of every contribution.

But then go sane again and check and recheck,

'Oh, sure. It's nice to be nice.'

'What's Jeremy stealing? Hotel napkins? '

Say, Suze, do you like the films of Robert Redford?

Er, no, mate, no, no.

You did say, "Relax and take your time."

I don't want to talk to you. Goodbye.

How do you like those guys on your ass? I don't give up, Alan!

'Great. I'm going out with literally the worst men in the world! '

Not every window.