Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You mean, apart from his mentoring and his community work?

'I can roll Gerrard out for the sympathy vote.

'Have your fancy dinner, till the bill comes and the bodies pile up.'

'I do think in a weird way we had a connection.

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I'm about to walk into a boardroom gangbang

'and by God, I think I'm right about the congestion charge.'

People say it like it's a bad thing,

It's just Tai Chi. Take a seat, I'll just power through.

if I thought there was any chance of him actually doing it,

"This piece of paper says I'm fucked"

So you didn't fancy a night out with the team?

That was before we stopped going out.

'Er, Kettering. Got to force Sales and Marketing together

That's enough, Mark, all right? You can't talk to me like that!

What? You think the guys who invented Google watched Trumpton?

of the Project Zeus work group.

If we fail, you're junior, you take the bullet.

Honestly, I was always coming to Kettering. It's a party town.

'Oh, God, she looks amazing.

Just say you never met me

'inserting words, almost at random.'

'What is Plan B? '

Suze came to the office to give me a piece of her mind,

Make money with the internet on a daily weekly basis

Four? Oh, yeah.

That's right, I've got brain cancer.

I'm not sick, but I'm not well

'Hmm, he looks terrible. Looks like he could do with a friend.'

Yes, of course. OK, so final analysis,

Clear your tubes, cos you and me are going to chow down