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Yes, sure. From one perspective.
I'm serious. Fuck a chicken, if that's what it takes.
Maybe we should look at human rights or global warming.
OK, now is the time for you to know the meaning of Project Zeus.
It doesn't work, Soph.
No apology required.
—BWAAAAA!!
Come on, Suze.
It’s just you and me from here Johan
OK, Mark is now going to take you through the detail of Project Zeus.
An indecent proposal?
'Hopefully, it's a psychological defect, not a weird sexual thing.'
Right, this weekend, the JLB conference in Kettering.
'AII I'm doing is scrolling up and down this useless document,
l-I feel really very relaxed.
I want to sleep with your girlfriend, Jeremy,
- Just bring your laptop along, dude. - But, Alan...
OK.
I hadn't even noticed.
and I can then wipe my fucking arse on it.
'I'll have them eating out of my hand
this is what me want and i shouldn't be allowed to have it
Well, you're making a mistake, Suze.
Come on, Soph. You want us to enjoy the executive lifestyle together.
SHE GIGGLES
I'll take this to the Citizens Advice Bureau.
on the biggest hairy motherfucking business shit-storm since Enron.
Have they stopped history books?
'Still another snog for Jez's snog book.
I want you to have fun with these. Don't sweat it, go mental.
Yeah, I don't play by the rule book. What can I say?
SHE SIGHS
And I'm so hot
'that only becomes apparent after a while.'
- You said it was voluntary. - It's not.
I'm not judging. It's an ideas party,
who's gonna be dead within a month.
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