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'Hiding out in a car park. He's not exactly Grisly Adams, but it's a start.'
in corporate strategy.
When you gotta hold in your hayfever sneezes in public so they don’t get scared
I've been working very hard trying to...
Oh, pretty terrible.
Yeah, seriously cunted.
'My team! I'm going to be the most amazing boss ever.
Look, Suze, being black isn't about the colour of your skin.
All that reports-up-bums stuff, that's the bullshit.
I love you. I've just got this big overdraft.
You have a property of which I wish to make a use.
Let's sort this. What do you see in Johnson?
Me? Nothing.
Mark?
A mighty fine piece of ass.
'Oh, I've got a sweater around my shoulders.
Oh, that's nice. Thanks, Jez. You're pretty hot, too.
- Mark? - Soph.
I didn't actually mean, "Relax and take your time." Jesus!
Cool. Cool, dude. Sit down.
How's it going, mate? Everyone's excited.
You know what this piece of paper says, Jeremy?
'He thinks I'm a scag addict bedroom DJ who can be bought off,
Right, OK, you can stop the murmuring. Please stop murmuring.
OK.
Wasn't the last one a bit... thin?
- You're going to do something disruptive. - No, no, God, no... Maybe.
I don't know if I'm attractive enough to.
The bad news is it doesn't work.
Hey, Markie!
Sorry?
'because it's horrible and it makes you feel sick. Oh, great.
Big Suze was hungry. She's rich.
'Sales, Marketing, Marketing, Sales.
Digging holes.
That's bullshit.