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You're a bloody good guy. You're a great guy. Isn't he a good guy?
< See you later, then.
'I think that was good advice.
'Maybe I wouldn't have said it
I tried to rent out her sexual organs on a one-use basis.
Relaxed.
So half an hour till the board roll in and I pitch this mother.
'Is this a terrible idea? It can't be, it's in a film.
'Why couldn't we be Holmes and Watson, or Ben and Jerry?
Milk them till they're dead.
Sounds like you want to pimp me out.
What the fuck? Why are you hiding behind a bush?
'Maybe Iraq was a good idea.
... I'll go get the pizzas.
Hey, look, it'll be OK.
how exactly is pulling a third in going to help? You dick pole!
He's a red-haired old gentleman
I'm giving the presentation tomorrow. Johnson is here at three.
Sounds like a nice man.
Yeah. That wasn't actually that funny, was it? Have you got a copy?
Maybe we should be in the uni business at all!
Cool. Well, I'll probably head off.
'Hot, cheesy pizza to max out your stomach acid.'
Thousands of reasons, but also, kind of none.
'Maybe they've been having a chat about me
- and pitch to the JLB board in ten minutes. - Shit.
'that isn't full of mobsters or sallow men getting wanked.'
'That is a brilliant jokette.'
Yeah, apart from that.