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Let's have a look.
cos I'll be the guy pitching this stuff. OK?
Here it is.
'Oh, great. Here we go.
What? No!
It should take 45 minutes, I'm done in ten.
Jeff...
Hello, just need to grab some files, and some ProPlus and Nurofen.
before we started, there are a few questions...
- I just like him. - Come on, is it because he's black?
'Shit, I'm crashing and burning.
'Relax, Mark, heads don't explode.
I haven't got a penny in the world, Suze,
It's going really well, actually.
So how's it going with Big Suze?
It could have been. I was careful to be sure that it could have been.
Maybe we shouldn't be in the credit business at all.
You don't want a fat lap dancer, do you?
I suppose that's what I want to ask you today, if anything.
Old friend.
So now she's finished with you, you're in love with her again?
Jez...
Maybe you could finger her for 300.
Jeremy, you tried to sell my body to another man for private gain.
'She's so cool and nice. How did Mark get anything going with her?
Watch a DVD, eat some pizza, fuck each other.
'That stupid bloody hippy sold me down the river.
If integrating two departments is a nightmare,
This piece of paper says that I am fucked.
'Or - don't want to be rude - smiling encouragement?
'I'm going to be Johnson's queen. If the public will accept me,
playing the ukulele with the rabbits and the squirrels.
Look, I know it's corny,