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Jeremy, have you been eating my pizza?
'But I won't know for certain until I've actually done it.
But if you persuade them, we co-manage a new super-department.
'Maybe computer games aren't a waste of time. Maybe OJ's innocent.
OK, it's a deal.
An early wedding present.
but also putting Planning into the mix,
You should sum up your aims in the first line.
It was a joke, Suze. I'm hitting the reset button.
'Oh, my God, I feel terrible. I feel like my head's going to explode.
Good, that sounds nice.
'God, I only asked her to be a hooker.
'It's not like I wanted her to work in telesales.'
The meaning of Project Zeus is, why can't Marketing be an arm of Sales?
Where's Mark? What the hell are you doing here?
How
'Oh, she's touching the tube.
You're kidding? You've got... nothing?
'AIthough maybe screwing each other will make it weirdly better.'
I'm a human being, Jeremy.
What do you care? You'd be in the woods
It's my plan for Project Zeus.
Would you do one to him, please? Thanks.
'I like it when he's rude to me.
So, in that spirit, I was wondering, basically,
- Sorry? - I said it's just you and me from...
Yeah, this is Camilla.
He's a red-haired old gentleman
DOOR OPENS
You cocksucker! You bullshit, wanker!
He's an alpha male, Jeremy.
'How grimly predictable. When is the work going to happen? '
'Tube up his nose, man with a tube up his nose! '
- Jeremy. - Johnson.
'Shit.
I'm here to party, man.
I know my rights. I've spoken to my friends at the Citizens Advice Bureau.
So, how's Project Zeus coming along?