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He wasn't stout.
I thought I'd return your key to you.
What were you doing till 4:00 a.m.?
before I do something I may regret.
Please remember to water my fern.
Well, what'll you do now, take an ad in the paper: "Help offered"?
I thought maybe we better do something about the bathroom.
he got discharged from the Queen's guards
MURRAY: Ah, that's nice of you Felix.
I really will, I'll drink it.
Mister, you need the sprucing up.
about what you said about my Sidney, so there.
Oh, Murray, he got your number painting.
I don't see it because it's not there.
Murray?
How about a little shutter-upper?
How did you get the Pigeon sisters mad at you?
Is it, Murray?
Well, I've checked your books,
No, I'm going to a hotel.
( both giggling )
You mean you want me to leave.
Great, we'll have a feast.
All the place needs is a little sprucing up.
Aren't you forgetting our little pact?
( over phone ): It's wrapped in a towel
Where'd you put the lettuce, in the laundry hamper?
"Cry when you're here, laugh when you're out."
What's to miss?
I'm more than willing to sign it.
No, you don't. No, you really don't.
That's the way you keep shirts damp before you iron them.
to be together for some time,
This is what they call the casual look.
Yeah, he's getting his own talk show next year.
I mean, after eating from those cartons,
Oh, stop it...
It's in the refrigerator.
I know you have a hangover this morning.
I just frappéed it.
Murray's mother-in-law is coming to visit.
Look, the pact was your idea.
Why? Because we were driving each other crazy, that's why.
Do you know, I... I remember my first fiancée.