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When he comes in, you tell him.
( phone continues ringing )
I don't know what I was going to say.
It's a little cluttered in there,
Vinnie has plenty of room, his wife is visiting her mother.
Isn't it enough that you're cleaning up in gin?
You're defrosting my freezer.
A turkey leg reminded you of Felix?
"Laugh before breakfast and you'll cry before dinner."
I think he's charming.
Yes!
On your way to where?
You're welcome.
And the sink's been giving me trouble.
I like green pine.
when you were living here.
Oscar, I know you're not burying a bone,
Felix, what I mean is, you don't have to go
( whistling )
Can't you clean up just one thing at a time?
instead of whatever it is you're using...
It took him six months to fill her in.
I thought it might be better
He was... well-proportioned.
FELIX: It would be so much better
You're the man in the family.
Let it be on your head.
Shall we leave personalities out of this, Mr. Madison?
Are you kidding?
Warren Beatty was never on such a hot streak with the ladies.
Murray and Mimi are not fair-weather friends.
You should see her late husband.
Of course you'll do all the cooking.
Poor Oscar.
I make awful noises at night with my sinuses.
Oscar.