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And that is the last time I listen to a bunch of gringo parents.

Can I admit something dark to you?

- Blood type? - O positive.

I know a guy at the pet store, we could chip him.

And I am not totally okay with it.

Dish. Tell me everything!

Yeah, I do all right.

Does a perfect day involve going to candle-making class in our Subaru

I was in the army.

the lesbian lifestyle and pop-culture website?

You know what might help you?

Wait, so you're not okay with it?

You just found out.

That's what regular bars are for.

Are you kidding? I'm going to tell you everything.

I want her to have the most perfect coming-out story.

This is a complete readjustment of how you see your daughter.

You know, you can still get Sushi without peeing on something.

I've ever been asked out in a gay bar.

But if my son comes back with even a little scratch on his head...

Ooh, I gotta run.

No! She always thought they were disgusting.

- It sounds like Texas isn't that bad. - I love it.

I just came out to abuelita.

So, Alex is cool, Elena is cool. Great. Great, great, great.

If this is your way of telling me

But it's good to get an outsider's perspective.