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I DIDN'T. OKAY.
WHAT'S UP? CHECK IT OUT.
AND HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SEE MY PROGRAMS?
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
TO THE ARREST OF THE FUGITIVE.
IT'S AS EASY AS THAT.
YOUR DAUGHTER SAYS YOU TOLD HER YOU REPORTED ARTHUR MISSING.
WHO, PIERCE? THAT PUSSY?
YOU LEFT IT UNLOCKED. IT'S NOT SAFE.
AND THAT CAN BE TRICKY FOR BOTH OF US.
SOMEBODY REACHED OUT TO PIERCE.
WELL, I'M SURE I DID. I WENT TO THE STATION.
THE DAMN THING WAS FILTHY. I MADE HIM CHANGE.
WOMAN OF ACTION.
MR. DELACROIX, WHEN WE CAME TO YOUR HOUSE,
TIRING.
WHAT DID I DO?
ALL THESE YEARS, I'VE HAD THIS DAYDREAM
WAS. [ INHALES DEEPLY ]
WITH JUST A BACKPACK AND A FLASHLIGHT,
OH, DID WE LOOK IN THE SIDEBOARD?
BUT I WILL BE MORE CAREFUL.
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
AFTER HE'S CAFFEINATED,
YEAH. OH, MAN. POUNDS IS GONNA SHIT BLOOD.
THEN A BRAKE-PAD FACTORY, HOME INSULATION.
OHH. ONE OF THEM LOST $17,000 WHEN SHE BOUGHT...
BUT YOU REMEMBER WHAT SHIRT HE WAS WEARING.
[ BUZZING CONTINUES ]
Of course, Irv. All for now. Have a better one.
YEAH. ARTHUR LOOKED UP TO HIM.
JUST THE FACT YOU'RE MY SON, OTHERS WILL,
DOESN'T HE WANT TO CATCH THIS FUCKING GUY?
YOUR MOTHER KNOW YOU'RE HERE?
ABOUT WHAT?
[ SIGHS ]
I JUST WANTED TO ASK A QUICK QUESTION IN PERSON,
FIND OUT WHO REALLY KILLED THE DELACROIX BOY.
WHAT TIME WAS THE AUDITION?
TO APPREHEND WAITS.
[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ]
WHY IS IRVING PUTTING POUNDS IN CHARGE OF THE POSSE?
YOUR MOTHER SAYS HE HIT HER... HARD AND OFTEN.
WELL, MAYBE IT'LL RAIN.
[ CASH REGISTER BEEPS, DINGS ]
JERRY, WHAT DO YOU GOT ON THE ABANDONED FACTORY?
IF YOU HELP US ADVERTISE THIS FABULOUS SHOWTIME KNIFE PACK,
JUST WONDERING WHAT KIND OF WOMAN SHE IS,
OH, YOU'RE CUTE.
YOU KNOW, YOUR PARTNER CONSIDERED
[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]
[ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE ]
I HAD A LITTLE DRINK... JUST A NIP, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS...
FUCK ME.