Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't mean why do you live in this particular garage.

-So I could have got five hours for that? -Yeah.

Course you would. 'Cause you look like fuckin' Shrek.

♪ But if I did I would summon them together... ♪

I think I'm gonna puke.

What did you buy?

-No one's interested in your diseases. -Oh, aren't they?

He's an old actor, director.

D'you think the women are ganging up on me?

-Brandy, you look so glamorous! -[Tony] Oh...

No, I do accept my unhappiness. I know exactly why I'm unhappy,

It's good. All proper comedians.

[Tony] He asked.

Oh... a food addiction.

Everything's an addiction these days.

Tony, we're here to ask and answer difficult questions about yourself.

D'you need anything while you're 'ere?

it was a stain on a wall.

When did you... first notice it?

Okay, I'm tired of spending my working day worrying about you

What are you, the Inland Revenue?

[children playing and shouting]

I absolutely love your dog.

♪ But if I did I would kneel down and ask him ♪

the amount of people that still expect all sex workers to look like Julia Roberts

Ahh, I might as well go in the sea now.

So, where did God come from?

There's a new comedy club in town, just opened. They're advertising with us,

Have you got a jokes page?