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'Cause you know she's right.
Good. So, yeah, come. It'll be fun.
It can't just be chance, can it?
Why am I paying you, then?
'cause I write my own jokes. D'you wanna hear one?
[Tony] You looked hot!
No, I know, but why... that?
-[Lisa laughs] -She's a laughing stock.
-It won't. -Tony, it will. Give it a chance.
♪ And I don't believe in the existence of angels ♪
happy and safe and smug about it,
Yes.
Good week?
-[door bell rings] -[Lisa laughing]
Yeah, went upstairs, swallowed everything in the bathroom cabinet.
You... erm... sure you don't want a bit of this in it?
My next appointment's not till three o'clock, actually.
♪ Into my arms ♪
-Do you remember that film Pretty Woman? -Yep.
You couldn't do a caricature of him
It shows strength, not weakness. Trust me.
but maybe it's just because you're a cunt.
-Where d'you get that? -Up the park, by the swings.
[snorts]
and that's what he calls the local paper about.
No, I get that.
"It's not my fault. I'm addicted."
'Cause I need a new piss-stained mattress.
-[Tony] No. -Sexual exploits?
Do that, then.
[man] Err... Okay?
What, so I've got to know that... too?
Go Sister! You've got this - go make magic happen!
"I'm just sat on the sofa with the dog. I'm loving it."