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[snickers] Look at the size of it, mate.
[sighing] That went well.
♪ Oh, Lord ♪
It's just a bit weird from someone who's looking after my dad as their job.
Right.
No offense,
Right, I'll see you later.
♪ She said, "Hello. Hey, Joe ♪
Come on!
Be an upgrade for you. At least you'd be human, then.
Come on. Good girl.
Really?
Me too.
That skinny little fucker.
and a stain appeared on his wallpaper
-Why is that good? -Oh mate, clients love 'em.
-[Tony exhales] You stink. -Never mind that.
-Crystals. -Told you.
'Cause I want to show the world what I've got, what I can do,
robbing money thing. It's not really me.
[woman] Oh, this happens. People like you just don't see it from your ivory tower.
Ah, well, the pipe started leaking
but do they actually do what's good for you?
♪ Into my arms ♪
Err...
Well, there is an answer, but you seem...
I can't just go and apologize for nothing.
You know the assistant manager of Tambury FC?
[woman] It's about 40 quid, and then, you know. What you gonna--
No.
-I was asleep. I'm soaked. -[Tony chuckling]
How could I possibly have had a good week?
Anything.
It suits you.
He works for me, and she was doing the washing up.
Cunt.
Exactly. Don't suit me.
-Have you? -No.
pretend to be normal for the ten minutes that you're with him?
both losers.
There you go. Easy, innit?
"Oh!"
Well, why are you paying me?