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Yeah.
I don't think anyone knows what's good for me.
-Bought some drugs. -Bought some drugs. They're my drugs.
-Ahh. -I haven't got it on me, have I?
Yeah.
[exhales]
What's the worst that can happen?
-Yeah. -[camera clicks]
It's amazing, innit? Makes you think.
Doesn't matter.
"Hands up, anyone whose wife has died and is thinking about killing themselves,"
We could share them.
♪ Leave you as you are ♪
He's got no distinguishing features.
No. What?
Maybe the easy way out for you is to think there isn't an answer.
Thank you. You're a wonderful crowd, you really are.
Yeah.
[Tony] Well--
It wasn't about you, though, Tony. The joke wasn't about you.
[seagulls squawking]
Choked on a tampon. [laughs]
You're like a troll on Twitter.
[Tony] I couldn't believe it.
Why?
Well, why don't you look at it as your first lovers' tiff?
'Cause every time you ask me about it, it really fucking hurts, okay?
-What, 'cause you're not nice? -I dunno.
Breast cancer.
-No, I get that. -I mean, he doesn't know your situation.
♪ Gitchie, gitchie, ya-ya, here ♪
Huh? Why don't you stick a knob down your throat, blabbermouth.
Yeah, it's just a lot of opinions for something that isn't your business.
[Lenny] Talking of fun,
Here you go.
-Got hit in the head with a hammer. -She got hit in the head with a hammer?
Right. So he's allowed to joke about suicide, but I'm not allowed to--