Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Take that back!
Good for you. Just don't be disappointed
No, that's not it.
- What are you doing? - Toxic chemicals?
If you were in Aruba, the natives could bead your back.
I get it. I'm sorry.
Shayna's teaching me to play jacks with peanuts. I'm at threesies.
"Wife, mother and part-time bowl glazer."
And I can't keep punishing me.
Speaking of not forgetting...
What's the problem? Aidan's better in a crisis than I am.
A little machine with a big message.
She was determined to find the perfect replacement.
- Can I get you a drink? - No, thanks. I'm not staying.
- Do you want to come in? - I'm too pissed to come in.
Never.
I can't even remember cream cheese.
- So you don't want one? - If you fell,
- I have a... - Thanks!
Your bullshit cheer-me-up bagels are a decoy
You love Pete, I love Pete. That's just the kind of girlfriend I am.