Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I found out you could do open-mike nights in Boston...
You liked that? Yeah.
I thought for, like, five years that when-- From watching this whole thing.
What are you talking about? He's no good!
Must have hit him like 40 times. Teeth were all over the place.
I mean, I was a piece of shit when I was a kid.
I mean, if I'm being totally honest, that was a turnoff, seeing that.
When was the last time you got your ass kicked? Just curious.
But, look, he threatened me and that's illegal.
Who needs you?
Grace had a great ass then.
Thank you.
Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie
You're a loser. Loser.
How old were you when you had kids?
Sean! Get down here! - What? Oh, man.
Because they show you these diagrams of, like, a penis...
...out of that little hole at the tip of your dick. I was terrified.
You know, I mean, I got two kids but they're girls and the oldest is 8...
Ask again. Now.
That's-- Of course, it's so stupid. I'd be pissed if you did.
It's a turnoff.
Well, Sean came in with all these friends of his and they were making a racket...
So I asked my dad and he told me. Here's what my dad said.
That's good. It worked. Yeah, I hope so.
And wait until she is mad with desire, begging you to penetrate.
Because I'm a grown man.
Fine.