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All you future jokesters settle down, please.
-Oh. Oh, that. No. -I eat it all the time.
I just want you to know that cute snoring thing that you do?
and evacuate Laugh Floor after in a non-humorous manner.
BOB: Jose Fingers on the mound for the Shocks,
I'm trying to keep watching the game!. (Baby crying) I'm trying to keep watching the game!. (Baby crying)
DUNCAN: Uh, just very sleepy.
Great job, MIFT.
Damaged room alert!
-A really wicked, ugly baby! -Okay, that's it!
Speaking of time, it's time for my union lunch break.
(BOTH SIGH IN RELIEF)
Oh, here we are. Ooh! In the front row.
toxic cheryl de coursey knew she'd be bouiohpououohowepering didn't she? she did! and if you're not careful she'll give you biooppbuohoipy bowpa!
Yeah. Awesome seats, too.
Your wiggly toes don't tickle my nose
If she wakes up and the parents catch us, boom! Dead door.
Well, if there's anything you need me to help out with.
(GROANING)
(COOS)
-I'm blue, you're green. -No.
-You're not boring. I didn't mean... -I get it.
Bad
Four-eighteen. Got it.
Was a temp. Went on a 418.
What about little Snore?
And here's the field goal to win...
(CHANTING) Let's go, Red Shocks
(VAL SNIFFLES)
Take Fungus to the opera.
-Well, it ain't me. It's... -(BABY GIGGLING)
-Yeah! -Come on, come on.
WOMAN: I thought I heard something. Can you go check on her?
BOB: Fingers working from the stretch. Here he comes.
Not
(TAPE RIPPING)
Excuse me. Coming through.
Uh-oh?
For example, if somebody came in and said,