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[Animal] Cars!
But I want you to know, it's tough.
[♪ Groovy People]
♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight ♪
Easy for you to say! Whoa, whoa!
Oh, that's a lot of silly superstition.
and I've followed your career from its very beginning.
Hey, thank you, Kermit. It's really a gas to be here.
That Lou Rawls is one fantastic singer.
Shall we go for thirds?
Don't say "cut", say "stop"!
with the nuclear-powered shaver
What about the patient you accidentally fed nitroglycerin to?
When you grow up, you know, you might be a halfback,
by a sudden epidemic of the rare disease Mallarditis.
- Good drummer! - Good drummer, good drummer...
- Thank you, Kermit. - Wait a minute...
Oh, wow. This is happening a lot lately.
Of course not. Just wanted to see if I could say it.
[grunting]
In fact, some things are moving around quite a lot.
Well, so much for the opening number.
On to the next patient. What's this? He was here a minute ago.
Now Beaker doesn't need a shave.
Hiya, hiya, hiya!
Well that was plan, but he wasn't quite ready so we switched numbers.
I would if it weren't for that dumb nitroglycerin.