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EDI will observe your attack.
Mission achieved, 100 over 100.
It's Official you got a callsign. Leon "Fucking Screenshot" Firer..... The first.
CIA human intel has just learned that the heads of three terrorist cells...
Attack commencing.
- I said, I don't need a shot, doc. - Come on, now.
I'm not a soldier. I'm not a soldier. My name's Dr. Keith Orbit.
- Chip O'Dell. - No way.
EDI's mind's going everywhere. He can learn from Hitler.
Look, you got your orders, so go get that bastard, okay?
...impressive records.
Ray, we're in this together, so we have to act fast.
- You checking out the drone? - Yeah.
One to Base. Three is down. Repeat, 3 is down.
One of those breakaway countries, used to be part of the Soviet Union.
But sometimes it's just what the doctor ordered.
There was a major explosion Thursday in Rangoon.
- Thank you. - Good to see you again, Dick.
- Thinking? Thinking about what, sir? - You. All of you.
Okay, let's get him out of there.
Yes, sir. Ready for combat.
You cleared the UCA V to fly...
File's open. Go ahead.
And how do you feel about black body bags?
Operator to Talon 1.
...in some think tank somewhere. It is not real.
So I hope that your love is powerful.
...two, one.
...so Henry could lay it down. - That's what I do.
I don't give two shits what they say on CNN.
And I pulled it off, 100 over 100.
No, in about 40 minutes it is gonna be real.
Thank you.
Come on, initiate scramjets.
Oh, thank you.
...but the UCAV is gonna need the net.
...l'm gonna have to leave you a little message, Ray.
What's all this about, Dick?
Talk to me. Where are the holes? How can we improve?
I've gotta pop closer to Earth.
By the time you're through, all I wanna hear out of that plane is, "Yes, sir."
If you go in, it's war. PAYCOM says it's gotten way too hot.
I'll be back in a second.
"Lord, guard and guide those who fly through the great spaces in the sky."
I'm right on that ass.
Missile lock, on.
Captain.
In that.
Have fun.
I am 86 seconds on your tail. Be there in a flash.
That information is wrong.
Warning. Hostile at 6 o'clock. Hostile at 6 o'clock.
Yeah? How many?
You know what I think? I think you killed Henry.
Two Russian SU-37 Terminators in 0-9-0 degrees for 25 miles.
Go for Talons.
Oh, he can't hear you. I pulled his voice recog.
You are angry because EDI is the whole idea.
Oh, God.
Baptism by fire, Tin Man.
You too.
So this is one of these smart UCAVs.
Wait, you mean the UCAV has been cleared for launch?
And you...
War's meant to be terrible. If it stops being terrible, what's gonna stop us?
It's not a clock radio we're dealing with, okay?
Now EDI will prosecute Caviar Sweep.
It's like you just erase something they told you had to be erased.
Captain Marshfield?
What? Well, well, well. He can talk.
But that would be like calling this carrier a rowboat.
- God, you're such a chauvinist. - Hold on, now, that's not true.
Well, use your imagination, Keith. You're good at that.
It's disobeyed direct orders, bombed a target off the map...
Now, can you cook?
See, that's your answer. There really was no room for improvement.
Satellites have picked up nuclear debris...
Twenty-five hundred.
Deploying Unmanned Combat Aerial Vehicle...
...all over the Tajikistan border.
Going hypersonic.
So tell me, you think Marshfield's right?
- I want you to call... - I know what to do.
Activating swarm logic, going full-stealth egress.
Good luck.
We better find him and regroup.