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It's a fucking shit show, huh?
You really think you're gonna get out of here alive?
No, it's funny. I know. I get it.
Oh, fuck.
Get that over to Langley.
Seven o'clock.
Do we really have to go? Can't we go somewhere else?
for a united, prosperous Korea.
Jesus.
North and South Korean military forces are onhigh alert
out of you unless I ask you a question!
Sir, there's movement in front of the White House.
- Mike? -Yeah.
Fuck.
You sure as hell are not from the South.
Officer on deck!
and giving them the helicopter.
It's parceled out to the president, Secretary of Defense...
Olympus has fallen. Olympus has fallen.
You suck worse. Come on.
Send the helicopter.
Then I will execute your officials one by one...
Air support on the way.
Not a strand out of place.
Thank you, Jones.
Bring Mr. Asher here.
I'm sorry.
Let's move!
Too bad she will not save yours.
Thank you.
All good people.
It was actually kind of fun. You might have enjoyed it.
He got away. He's back in the bunker.
Good.
Wolfhound 6, fire at will. Repeat, fire at will.
Fuck.
Merry Christmas, Mr. President.
Welcome to my house.
Good.
Yeah.
Yes, sir. What's the plan?
I'm here. Use me.
-if you deviate from my instructions... - Wait a minute.
- Wait, wait. Yep. -5-Oscar-hotel.
Hey, Connor. Come on. Scoot back. Put your belt on.
Now the real bloodbath starts when your mom catches you playing this.
This is our time...
- Mr. President. -Yes?
- Mike! Mike, Mike, it's me. -Dave?
Believe it or not, I came in through the front door.
I want back in.
Okay, Pam, we still need to take the vitals.
Let's go get our goddamn house back, Captain.
Yeah.Busy.
All of 'em.
Tiger Five's gone down.
you must divert immediately to vector 0-2-0. Acknowledge.
Sir, you cannot do that. You cannot give this guy what he wants.
Mr. Speaker.
Negative, negative. That wasn't us.
- Hang on. -Deactivation code!
I gotta go get your dad.
I'll see you on the other side.
We've secured the perimeter of the White House...
You have until dawn.
Yes, sir. Copy.
When intransigent wailing two year old reissues demand for ice cream at 7:45am
Command, Tiger Flight's three minutes out.
And all the other hostages.
Go.
Sir, can you hear m...?
- The kids are good. Thank you. -Yeah.
Your code
I pledge allegiance to the flag...
Sir, they've also assassinated the South Korean Prime Minister.
Well, who says we'd be bluffing?
I've got Sparkphlg-
And certainly, today's events will be recorded in history
Who knows what other tricks they have up their sleeves?
Tiger Two, Tiger Three, you're cleared hot.
Paula's got this new boyfriend who's very sweet...
A chance at our rebirth.
Bringing out the full package.
Have the green party waiting.
We're not waiting.