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But I had to turn in Darryl's letter
I had a conversation with someone recently...
And instead, I hit a wall.
♪ And his cat and Southwest and Jim's truck ♪
♪ Gather ye 'round and I'll tell you a tale ♪
I don't even know where the ball is any...
Uh, I don't know. Maybe we should ask him,
Yeah, I know.
I mean, you should come by and give us a few pointers, then.
♪ Like I deserve ♪
(elevator bell dings, indistinct chatter)
♪ Our penises ♪
We are wearing matching outfits...
- (gasps) You're not! - I am.
No, no. I didn't. I wanted to.
Okay. Yeah. We should definitely find him right now.
Wow, dude, this is... heavy.
You know?
What do you think Serrano wants?
Yeah. Whew. Wow.
Hello, men!
but this is an emergency.
It was Greg, it was last night,
♪ Dream. ♪
Greg is supposed to be here. He's late.
I don't know, but I'll find out.
♪ She's playing Ping-Pong on her own terms ♪
I am just crashing at her apartment.
♪ While some can enjoy ♪
2016 San Gabriel Valley Junior Table Tennis Champion.
How do I not know that already?
Oh. Oh!
Oh, thanks, Guardrail.
How do I hold the paddle?
but that's no excuse for me to be sleeping
♪ Maybe this dream won't be like my vibrator ♪
That makes sense.
Here's the thing. I'm...
♪ I could tell she's the most perfect girl ♪
but I will take your French fry apology
♪ Maybe this dream won't be like Ebola ♪
But, Josh, that's the thing... I love guy stuff.
My sponsor, Guardrail...
for the Eastern Northern Seaboard County District.
♪ We emergency landed, the TSA came ♪
it was at a duck pond...
that maybe you don't... want to write the letter.
Great. Because I really
If I did anything to contribute to this in any way...
♪ I can't be held responsible for my actions ♪
I'm right about this?
Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold up.
How did he take it?
Oh, hey.
Thank you. I... I think it's kind of nice.
another polish, as they say.
Are you sure?
Paula, she owes you.
You should be happy together.
- Thanks? - Yeah, I had an ex-boyfriend
♪ I'm just a girl in love ♪
Josh, you're right.
Wow.
♪ Girl, girl ♪
♪ You know, us dudes, we love to talk about our penises ♪
Lanes, exactly! Exactly.