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I've invented almost as many cures as diseases.
You're up, Free Willy!
Reagan! I'm ahead of all my deadlines, and so I started tiding up.
This is worthless!
Should we do a fucking team retreat to Iceland?
-[breathes heavily] This is insane. -Ready to make a deal?
Noel, do your thing!
We had to make cutbacks. I already eliminated the department
-Free JFK livers! -Hey, hey!
[Andre] Can you believe they'd even think of firing me?
It's true what they say, meth really is the Adderall of cocaines!
Whoo! Thank you!
But I do appreciate you keeping me alive down here in secret.
-Good looking out. -Ooh, it's cold in here.
And, Glenn, how powerful is that blowhole of yours?
Son of a bitch!
[yells] How dare you deny me the genocide I deserve!
Sir, I just sent you a link to a video I think you should see.
You fool, they can't be exposed to heat!
[Myc] We're all thinking it.
[laughs] It's a meal of a concept, let's be honest.
You're like a fish?
[audience groans]
Look, I can't give you those livers. We don't have the money.
What? Why would I want this?
Oh, how lovely. Thank you. How very thoughtful of you.
[Myc] Now that we actually like you,
Really? 'Cause I thought everyone hated my singing. Like hated my singing.
-[woman screams] -[JFK clones] Furthermore… Er, uh…
in exchange for keeping my mouth shut. It's part of my severance.
Brett, it says here you're actually an unpaid intern, so it wouldn't help.
Look, Grassy Noel is a killer.
Now it's all livestreaming murders on Facebook.
I… I'm much more comfortable being fired.
The Kennedys are multiplying like Kennedys!
[coworkers cheer]
[Noel groaning]
[JFK clones chanting] I do declare… Er, uh…
[coworkers shouting indistinctly]
-Oh God! -[tires screech]
The important thing is, I screwed J.R.
Eh, I wanna kill my parents anyway. Not impressed.