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[video game fail melody plays]
Wait, what? What'd she say?
[Myc] Well, I'm in it to win it, bitches.
What are we gonna do?
And his head isn't covered by any car roof or anything.
[both] Hey, partner!
[Myc] Relax, we have more money than God. [chuckles]
-Can you keep a secret? -We both know I can't.
Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask--
But he will not mock my comedy!
we have to prove that he's still worth his salary.
[coughing]
It wouldn't by any chance happen to be a 50-foot-tall robot body
Because we're firing Grassy Noel!
[screams]
JFK had sex with the alien from Roswell and got pregnant.
Up next, we have Glenn singing "Proud to Be an American."
D-D-D-D-DJ Lockbox.
[Myc] Guys, I know how we're gonna keep our jobs.
[splattering]
Sorry. These things are so literal sometimes.
[upbeat ambient music playing]
I'll be honest, I have no idea what you're supposed to be.
But who's gonna pay for all this damage?
Clap, or you're a traitor!
[discreetly] Hey, we both have weird dicks.
[both] But the sound is warmer!
Exposure to heat makes these things unstable.
Wait a second. Are… are you sober?
Why don't you connect me to the Internet
"Hey. Hey, Pops, why don't you get your own damn livers?" [laughs]
Yeah, I just asked my GPS to take me to the world's biggest asshole.