Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[hip-hop music playing]

to bring you this breaking news.

Well, I get paid in experience,

So I took a shower, combed the cigarette ash out of my pubes,

[yells] We want answers! What the hell is this?

I had the exact same idea, but I was embarrassed to say it.

Let's see, where is it? If we just take this service hallway… No.

No, he owns too big of a stake in Cognito Inc.,

No, I need to play this one devious.

[dramatic music plays]

Fair and balanced.

You gotta relax.

I've been kicked out of several hotel Jacuzzis.

You free tonight? I've got friendly's coupons...

to the assassination floor for no reason.

Just like every other powerful man in DC.

Step aside, lad.

No. Honey, that guy is a legend.

I mean, the refrigeration costs alone.

-[guitar playing] -"Sk8er Boi," crushed it!

For one day, I get to feel like what it's like to be you.

My organs can't handle laughter.

He's like a Texas Wisdom Depository.

Did Jamiroquai design this place?

Fair and balanced.

I'm gonna close all the dummy accounts I've been dragging you on Twitter with.

You'll always remember exactly where you were when you saw this.

where we used to talk business and hash this out?

-[sighs] What do you want? -[Rand] Daddy needs a new liver, honey.

Okay, guys, let's go make some Dead Kennedys.

[robot] And she needs to know she can trust you.

I've been binge-watching you on the surveillance monitors.

Are you really okay with Noel being the office hero?

I don't know, Dad, stop drinking?