Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Myc milker] This creature excretes pure biocerebrae,

I'm Rand Ridley, and this is Rand's Rants.

Like a horny baby!

at the Illuminati's annual booze cruise.

But it's still not enough. Someone in this office is getting fired.

Talk to your own hand, Reagan.

[Reagan] Grassy Noel Atkinson.

I've never had to fire someone before.

Just do the thing.

[drunkenly] Brett, sweet Brett. Oh my God, look at that sweet face.

[Rand] You know what? Maybe it'd be faster to list

I know you like to get wet, dog.

-I think we've heard enough. -What a nice guy.

So happy for you. I'd clap, but, well…

I'm not retiring without a fight!

I know one person has my back. That's enough.

You wanna come out to karaoke with us tonight at McUltra's?

I'll do anything. Even give you some of my stake in the company!

Reagan, help! Tell this thing I never saw Training Day!

and it does not hold up.

[coworkers chanting] Reagan! Reagan! Reagan!

you're basically the world's most expensive goldfish.

Honey, can you get me a water and water?

Fair and balanced.

which erectile dysfunction pills he's not taking.

Netflix paid a hundred million for it.