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"My job as an international Airline pilot
I hate surprises.
Hey, carla's gonna love this, Don't you think?
Carla's now turning down Living, breathing human beings
As a matter of fact, I'm on my way
She asked For a picture.
Really?
For your mythical aviator.
What?
All right. It's gotta Be somebody who's not In her league usually.
I've only had 3 lessons. All right.
* And they're always Glad you came *
Sit down!
Why would he write you Here, anyway?
So they say.
* Sometimes you wanna go *
Sotto, this is sam malone.
Oh, gee, i'm sorry To hear that.
Yeah. You remember that? The great old song,
Well, i hope you're all Proud of yourselves.
You're kidding.
A mother crane Feeding its young.
Whoo.
In the meantime, We're giving her hope, A little confidence...
Now that i know.
Segueing into a waiter Carrying a heavy tray Of dishes.
She was depressed.
You're kidding.
And that you're An airline pilot?
You get a big laugh There, huh, huh? No?
"I'm not much for bars." Hmm. "Or the single scene.