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Mime?
But that doesn't make What you're doing right.
Yeah, there's nothing wrong With playing the field.
Norm, you can make light Of it all you want,
Gorgeous green eyes, Flaming red hair,
I just can't wait to meet This guy face to face.
Who am i kidding?
But if this guy is only Half as good as he sounds,
I'm through with Bozos like that.
We figured we had To do something,
Fails to see winter coming.
I mean, after all, You had yours with me.
Nothing's going to top The depression
Has failed.
If this man is telling The truth about himself.
On the rocks Of tortelli point.
When are you going to meet This mitch fellow?
Ah, so you're busy.
Lying.
Camped out on my doorstep?
Maybe you better Take this.
I got 7 of my own.
Someone or thing had the nerve To answer my ad.
That's what i need--
Then what did you do it for?
Geeks and those studying To enter the geekhood.
Well, he's doing the paris To bombay flight now.
I know. I know what Will win them over.
Just tell me one thing--
Yeah, but next to mitch, He looks like a weasel.
Woody, get me Some paper there.
I'll admit, she's Much less repulsive.
Doctor, ski instructor.
Ow!
[Whistles]
And it's not The best picture of me.
Oh, just a minute.
What they did was imbecilic, Moronic, and ill-conceived.
Nah, nah, too much.
I put this ad in the personals Of boston scene,
We were gonna have The plane go down In the south pacific.
Some loser who had the nerve To answer my ad.
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