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Woody, get me Some paper there.

Camped out on my doorstep?

If this man is telling The truth about himself.

Oh, just a minute.

I put this ad in the personals Of boston scene,

Doctor, ski instructor.

On the rocks Of tortelli point.

I got 7 of my own.

I mean, after all, You had yours with me.

We were gonna have The plane go down In the south pacific.

I know. I know what Will win them over.

Yeah, there's nothing wrong With playing the field.

But that doesn't make What you're doing right.

I just can't wait to meet This guy face to face.

I'm through with Bozos like that.

Gorgeous green eyes, Flaming red hair,

Nothing's going to top The depression

When are you going to meet This mitch fellow?

Nah, nah, too much.

But if this guy is only Half as good as he sounds,

Someone or thing had the nerve To answer my ad.

What they did was imbecilic, Moronic, and ill-conceived.

Geeks and those studying To enter the geekhood.

And it's not The best picture of me.

Ah, so you're busy.

That's what i need--

Just tell me one thing--

We figured we had To do something,

Norm, you can make light Of it all you want,

I'll admit, she's Much less repulsive.

Who am i kidding?

Some loser who had the nerve To answer my ad.

Then what did you do it for?

Maybe you better Take this.

Fails to see winter coming.

Yeah, but next to mitch, He looks like a weasel.

Well, he's doing the paris To bombay flight now.