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All right, next time I spill my guts,
Yeah, better luck next time.
What do you say We have this guy Dump all over her?
But you're probably sick Of dealing with stiffs.
So i'll see you Tomorrow.
Except with someone Who's grazing in it.
He did a crane,
Yakety yak?
Who put the bop?
Yeah, get him out of here
Who's vinnie claussen?
* You wanna go Where people know *
She'll be onto us In a second.
Oh, i've dated a few. Mostly widows.
Bravo.
You don't remember Any of those old groups?
Oh, he's a lip reader.
Is carla tortelli here?
We'll have to depend on The u.S. Postal service."
You think i want some Sex-starved creep
Ha ha ha ha ha.
She's in the back Reading it right now.
Oh, no.
And pleasant company."
I was just trying To cheer you up.
So bouncy and happy you just Wanna strangle them.
Let me see. Come on, come on.
He's twice as good as any Of the dirtbags i've ever dated.
So it's been 2 weeks, And no one has answered.
Sorry.
Hey, forget it, all right.