Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

you took what many considered the role of a lifetime
23-year-old Martin Johnson had but one thing on his mind:
a large fry...
when you played the Duke of Yorkville
Oh, girl, I should shit on you.
Can black guys jump high?
As the pass went up, Johnson sprung into action.
If you don't know Paul Mooney,
Hey, man.
And a milkshake!
Get out of here, he's too far gone.
(thinking) Me no trust-em white man.
Long foot...
Everybody wanna be a nigger,
than the leading brand.
(announcer) Dave Chappelle!
it's time for "Ask A Black Dude".
(applause)
(man) 30% more.
The last maiden that accused me of lying,
Ahh, get your damned hands off of me!
that knows how to get his.
Thank you, thank you.
Nigger, I am gonna get cancelled for sure.
with your stinkin' ass?!
(cheers & applause)