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- (slap) - It's not a date.
No. Why?
Yeah, I don't need the ER.
♪ And not afraid of anything ♪
And you just decided to take a break at the zoo. Wow.
Oh, I'll see you then.
(bells chime)
We face the music together
I know, but he's, like, old old.
But I couldn't envision myself with him.
(indistinct conversation)
Maybe he had a potted plant.
- Ah, ah. -Oh, oh. (chuckles) -Oh.
At his apartment.
I'm surprised, but I'm glad.
♪ From this day ♪
(indistinct chatter)
I barely tapped my head.
Okay? I'm just... I...
Yeah, but what if you did?
measure salinity, you know, carbon levels.
♪ And I don't want to look forward. ♪
MADDY: All perfectly solid dad questions.
Oh! Why, it's Johnathan. Hello!
Are you running away from that toddler?
I mean, what was supposed to be in it for him?
- (chuckles) - I'm sorry.
- You smelled him? - (laughs)
(loud dance music playing)
- Got it. - (toilet flushing)
People usually just call me Maddy.
but guess what.
(shuddering breaths)
- Let's go. - Okay.
It's a metabolite.
I am very...
MADDY: Mm...
And he got me a stuffed sea lion.