Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's your wife. She says it's rather urgent.
I'm cockoo for Cocoapods!
Look!
...not even about Bobby Sherman, who I adore...
How come there's little green leaves in the walnuts?
Now everybody thinks that I'm a schmuck!
What do you mean?
It won't protect them from me!
We have to mail this letter. Go...
Have you paid them off yet?
Excuse me, Mr. Haldeman.
I want to have a little private chat with you.
I know there is.
-Hello, Arlene. -I'm not waking you, am l?
My jewelry case wasn't touched, but they ripped apart the sofa cushions.
I'll buzz you up so that my mom doesn't hear.
...from nuclear catastrophe.
The dog ate it.
21 70.
You stinking little idiots, get out of here!
We're here to play with Checkers. The President knows about it.
Well, don't worry your pretty little heads. Okay?
It's unethical to take possession of the tape if it's stolen, but--
You're supposed to love me, Checkers.
How come you get to meet Deep Throat? I'm the one who saw that movie.
...paid off the Water--
It's the new one, sir.
...we have missed the field trip lunch at McDonald's...
Oh, Jesus!
Swear to God?
-Go! -Just go with it!
...and your mom had to keep it a secret to protect his reputation.
I had you checked out.
He reminds me of my brother.
This is it. This is Haldeman's house.
...so I can win, or I swear I'll die.
Hi, puppy. Nice puppy!
What?
So cute.
...it's the President. He's on national TV.
I'll tell you the problem. The dog doesn't like me.
Don't forget the walnuts, man.
Are you making those cookies?
-Excellent. -Good, good.
You know what I think?
Yeah, go ahead. Have a ball.
...when the woman puts the man's penis in her mouth.
...and Liddy's taking care of it now.
Henry, Jesus, let's not start that.
Young people running wild in the middle of the night.
Jewel thieves!
Sources are sources. Just because--
...groovy.
McCord.
Yes, please. Here.
What are your names?
Nicky lorenz
Step right here, actually.
You are so brilliant, Arlene.
I never realized how much they all look alike.
My dad's an arms manufacturer.
Well, let's ask someone.
Goddamn it!
Girls...
I know that you have a lot of things on your mind...
...and they say you lied.
...because that's who we walk the dog for.
I realize you're married and that we can never really be together...
What was I thinking?
You're still going strong
My sweet prince.
A documentation. Like a piece of paper.
Here's me as his wife.
There you go, Leonid. Hello, Dolly.
...overdue library books.
If you care for him at all...
Arlene, watch out!
It's starting.
I don't know.
I'll take the one doing cartwheels.
Anybody home?
Enough already. I am sick of Watergate.
C-R-E-E-P.
You know who else I think is sexy is Robert Plant, from Led Zeppelin.
...and this is the real thing.
As a matter of fact...
No, no, absolutely nothing. I don't know a thing.
What?
We haven't been separated since then.