Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I can stop by the store on the way home.

I talked to Dean, and he said it was true.

But I've been thinking...

You can get a million dollars and you can get it in cash.

It's a line from a song.

... to which you elected me.

Yeah, I know what nyet, nyet means.

Aren't you Haldeman's son?

So you would never want to do anything that might...

Who the hell are you?

How will I know you?

...before you die?

A dozen? The poppy kind.

He's leaving, all right.

And then there was that time...

Always hiding behind the goddamn First Amendment!

Alive and famous. It makes perfect sense.

You know the goddamn Jews are out to get me!

-I'm cool. -I'm sorry, go ahead.

Don't worry about that. I've got that right here.

This is all his fault.

-You're the softest dog. -What should I do with them?

I asked you to come to dinner 1 5 minutes ago.

It's too late. We're not friends with him anymore, period!

He looks like he's wearing blush.

There's not a Hurlichman.

Welcome on board. Hey, good to have you.

This is everything about him and us since we first met.

But Arlene and I are the ones who asked the President to stop the war.

This is Betsy and Arlene.

I don't believe it.

Here's the number one reason that I think that you should choose me...

WHO's Birthday is it?

-Thank you so much. -We're gonna walk you!

What in bejesus is going on?

Throughout the long and difficult period of Watergate...

Here's the number one reason that I think--

Can I use your name?

The " radical, muckraking bastards."

The information you gave--

I can't believe I ate that whole thing.

...you can't let Dick run your life!

So come to the table now, or I'll never fix you dinner again, ever!

I'll have another of those

I'll take care of it.

Get away from us!

No, I just don't believe it.

I just don't want this whole fucking Watergate business...

Would you ladies like to see the west wing of the White House?

He's the President, Betsy. He always means what he says.

Then we heard him saying mean things about Jews and using foul language.

But this is his house, right?

Would you mind going upstairs for just a minute?

Maybe he knows we talked to the " radical, muckraking bastards."

There's no need to be snotty.

...l'd like you to be my Secret Youth Advisers.

You're a genius!

I don't understand the title of that porno movie.

Yes, but you can't have any.

What if you fall in love and are about to marry...

Sir, I've met yams with more going on upstairs

I've gotta tell you, I haven't felt this way in--