Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And we're looking for the President's office...
...who are trying to disgrace the President.
Hello, girls.
I hate you.
Your house gets robbed, and my mom gets a boyfriend the same night?
These ladies want to see the President.
You're so stupid.
Not too good.
It's Fat Freddy.
Well, hello, Dali!
Thanks. It's a secret recipe.
You have no idea.
You are the only dick I want 1-4-3
Across from Garfinkle's.
-We're being followed. -By who?
I'm cuckoo for CocoaPods!
...nobody at our school's worried about Communism...
I'm sorry, Janet.
Betsy Jobs, your turn to come on up and express yourself.
All's my mom says is that my dad died in a car crash before I was born.
I've met someone.
We're under a lot of pressure too.
Hey, mister!
I'm a night owl.
-He's dead! -Yeah, thank God.
I'm so sorry to interrupt you.
You're big-shot reporters. Can't you figure anything out for yourselves?
Grades...
And we walked the dog. And Arlene was in love with Dick.
And after our tour, we're having lunch at McDonald's.
-Oh, my God! -It's okay.
Tonight, my guests will answer that question.
Snot-nosed Washington Post reporters...
So let me tell you something. We are going to use any means.
They'll never lie to us again.
They're called Hello Dollies.
I need to see your thick penis rise onto your stomach... ...and feel it in my wet pussy
So nobody'll ever see us and tell my mom.
... during an attempted burglary at the Watergate complex.
How dare you...
The President's dog doesn't poop. He "does his business."
Who are they?
Maybe he loves you too, but he doesn't think you're interested.
Actually, it was just about the dog.
That was real special. Thank you. Give her a hand.
how old are you youshida
Deep Throat!
We have to figure out a way to get inside and find those tapes.
You're the smartest person I know.
-What are you looking at? -Nothing.
...who wears horn-rimmed glasses and a cheesy dark suit.
...you ladies gave me some very, very good counsel in foreign affairs.
...is your connection with the White House?
Sorry, Mr. Haldeman.
Except...
We heard that tape!
Checkers, shut up!
See if you can get any statements from them.
Don't ever touch me.
Can I help you?
... of eight counts, including burglary, in the Watergate break-in.
...we're gonna find them.
The war.
...official White House dog walkers? What do you think?
We know things.
Bob Woodward, Carl Bernstein...
Come away with me.
...that he loves and are easy to make.
It's too dangerous!
Second, I was under the impression that I would be the only guest tonight.
So what do we have so far?
He's the man who controls access to the leader of the free world.
I honestly love you
Okay, stop that.
Is the butter melting?
Dick Frightens Me....
But as President...
We don't really have it right now.
You know why I love Bobby?
There's something different about you.
The people have got to know...
I mean, I'm just gonna come right out and say it.