Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sorry.
It was a jewel heist.
Arlene, I need to have time to review my letters.
Wait a minute, I know you.
So what's your point?
Now that you mention it, people are talking about Watergate...
Last night, five men were arrested in the Democratic Committee office...
What did you say?
I'm feeling lightheaded.
A lady's shoe salesman at Garfinkle's or some such place.
Creep List I guess all the people on that list must be creeps
Come on in.
The gemstone is glistening.
We wanted to thank you for letting us be your Secret Youth Advisers...
Get down off of me, you piece of shit!
Maybe I ought to fire you!
Okay, will do.
Nothing.
You gotta try one of these cookies.
... that if I stayed...
Executive.
If you have a problem with Vietnam, talk to Johnson.
But the main reason that I think you should pick me, Arlene Lorenzo...
Excuse me a moment, Leonid.
What else did he say on this tape?
And fourscore and seven years ago, our forefathers...
Erlichman?
Wait!
I might be willing to take the risk on these other names...
I'm having so much fun already.
Well, " he" Iinks the President...
Betsy, look.
What branch is he in?
I have to go now. Goodbye.
Yeah, it's sitting right here.
...current events...
Well, at least he wasn't a liar.
We've been too permissive with you, young man.
The Committee to Re-elect the President.
...I'm not a crook.
We have a very important report on turquoise jewelry due in two days...
And if you stay, you're just as bad as he is.
... or your family?
...unfriendly thoughts, do you?
We're really sorry.
Would you mind going upstairs for just a minute?
From the Homecoming dance.
Come back here, you little bitches!
How old are you?
Who was he?
Please step back. If you don't comply, you'll be removed.
It is.
I realized one day...
Really?
Listen, people are counting on you!
Really?
Here. I'll be back after lunch.
...you need to confess to your best and only friend?
It's the President.
They'll never lie to us again.
Isn't there somebody waiting out there for me?
Okay, I'm ready.
You act like you like him...
Of course it will.
...and he doesn't have time to see any old person.
We could've gotten grounded for sneaking out.
Well, I guess...
Down, down!
How old are you?
...but we don't think you do.
Why does the President need a lawyer?
I will, sir.
And in all my years of public life, I can say...
You smell like cabbage.
...just like Club Med.
What's going on?
As far as you're concerned, I have no identity at all.
Hi, Mr. President!
War is not healthy for children and other living things.
You're not on the appointment list. Please step back.
You're so hard rock now.
Died?
"--in addition to being the official White House dog walkers.
We'll count to 1 0. If you don't hang up, that's a confirmation.
They hung up.
That just makes it funnier.
Seven...