Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What?
Jesus, Gordon, they're just little girls.
Good.
... who Deep Throat is...
-It's too much pressure. -Just leave us alone!
I love you
-You're supposed to check phone records. -It gave me a headache.
...to take home over the weekend?
Hold it!
...you don't think...
This way, we can get back in without having to go to the lobby.
So you're the President's lawyer?
How're you doing, young ladies?
You said these were just walnut leaves.
He's maintaining?
I really hope that this works.
Go, go, go!
...l'd be just as bad as he was.
Why don't you like him?
Because I live in the Watergate...
It's Magruder, Barker, Brown....
But we've decided never to reveal your identity.
The President will see you now.
I must've pushed fast-forward.
Oh, shit!
But we really did meet the President. I swear to God.
I'm just trying to imagine here, what exactly...
We finally have goods on Dick.
They don't get that it's a joke!
I don't know, but it doesn't look constitutional to me.
Look.
That's funny...
-It looks so real. -Thank you.
But it's coming from my heart
I keep them mixed up with the walnuts.
They're the liars here, you know!
You’re the only Dick I want #143
The White House
I swear to God...!
It's called incest, Arlene...
We will return to school...
His beautiful, darling daughter.
On the record?
"A."
Not jewelry or the TV or Larry's pot or anything.
We're coming!
There must be something you desire.
No way, JosÈ!
And he did ask us to be the official White House dog walkers.
...and for letting us walk Checkers...
I need you to concentrate.
Well, hello, Dolly
Maybe that's why he's so paranoid.
You're a bad man!
But he doesn't even have a tuxedo.
Secret, eh?
And the White House knows about it.
There's a man from The Washington Post on the phone for you.
He was probably married...
And that this is the real thing.
Oh, my God! Are you all right?
Golly gee, fellas
WHO's Birthday is it?
Who is he talking to on this tape?
Which means you mustn't say a thing...
I've never felt this way about anyone...
I can meet you there tomorrow at 9 p.m.
Anybody want some more Jell-O?
Let me tell you something!
Hi, Rose.
You know, girls...
Look, there's somebody there.
Have a great day. Congratulations!
-What was he doing at the White House? -I don't know.
Stupid kids.
You should be thanking me.
In 1974, President Richard Nixon resigned in disgrace...
Hunt's link to Colson is a problem.
-Dear Bobby: -Hold on, hold on.
Where's he going?
Well, I mean...
Okay, I don't need to hear any more of that, really.
What do you think, Leonid?
Your hard, thick penis lying on your stomach is making me wet... ..I want to suck it then feel in in my belly.