Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay, who?
...there doesn't seem to be any point to it.
Don't talk to me.
Or it could be even worse.
...l had nothing to do with it, okay?
My head is about to explode!
-Nice to have you here. -Thank you for having us.
You are really something.
We realized he was a jerk.
And here they go and screw it up.
They walked in on the shredding.
Shouldn't you call him King Timahoe, sir?
Want to make out?
I know you.
Well, first of all, we're not telling you.
Give me a name, so when you call next, I'll know it's you.
-What? -Come on.
Are you the President's dog trainer?
I'm gonna live.
Give me those.
I'm sorry!
...biting me in the ass!
Well, I'm not "familiar" familiar. I know them.
Is that your combined ages?
I'm thinking of your thick cock on my stomach And me. Your stomach and belly are perfect.
Pat, will you stop snoring, goddamn it!
But the President ate those.
Henry, that's the voice of the youth of America.
23.
Do you mind?
...which the students on the other buses are now enjoying.
Sean Freshman?
There's this song by Olivia Newton-John...
...when I come out after lunch.
It's that weird guy!
I'll take responsibility.
Do I have your word on that?
Not you, Henry.
Secret recipe, eh?
Sounds very important.
But you don't know anybody.
Stick a needle in my eye!
Because of your thoughtlessness...
There's a Haldeman. And there's an Erlichman.
He's at the dermatologist.
...the shit's hitting the fan now?
At first, we thought he was really nice.
Come on.
All right, he's not here. Let's go.
They're pulling everybody out of Vietnam. The war's over.
...pertains to the identity of Deep Throat...
Hello, this is Bob Woodward.
They hung up.
You're Deep Throat?
Hold on. We have a list of creeps. We got it at the White House.
Current events.
Really?
...and I got this warm, tingly feeling inside.
Strictly small time. Never amounted to much.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Poo-poo.
Jesus!
-Can I carry the Charmin? -Yep, but no squeezing.
Not around here.
Arlene Lorenzo and l...
Am I bleeding?
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I know them.
Because I think he's a spy for Dick. No guy like that would go for my mom.
Don't worry, Arlene.
I don't have time to talk to her.
I like your hair. It's really dry look.
I can't keep my feelings inside any longer.
We are stupid teenage girls.
Haldeman must have a son.
We'll be right there, Mom.
You better! It'll be in the paper tomorrow.
-We're here to walk Checkers. -Oh, my goodness!
-We brought your dog back. -We didn't know!
Bring me in some hard evidence and nail it down.
Doesn't anybody realize that Kung Fu isn't Chinese?
We were the Secret Youth Advisers.
What, what? Don't you give me that look.
That's the whole point.
Oh, fudge!
Has something been on your mind lately?
All right, I love Dick!
Now you can get my room, like you always wanted.
Come on, Checkers.
And I knew, right then, at that moment--
Because I got contact lenses.
She understands.
I mean, the President.