Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I want to make sure it recorded.
Arlene?
Let me get this straight. You're saying the President of the United States--
Okay, I wouldn't go that far.
Code yellow, central corridor.
It sounded like him.
...and you find out your fiancÈ's dad is your dad too...
Four more years! Four more years!
Dick just disgusts me now.
No. That's Brad.
And I really dug the way you used fantasy...
We can go shopping after we meet them.
-This is cartoon Dick. -It's cute. I like that one.
Girls! Arlene, Betsy!
I love you
I'll take care of it.
I have deadlines. This is The Washington Post.
The President trusts us with national issues."
I think they're having sex now.
What?
...l shall resign the Presidency...
...but what the heck.
Ladies, this way.
Look.
Call me Dick.
Let's ask the President to stop the war.
I'm familiar with these young ladies.
...the most powerful country in the world...
Take me with a doggie.... .......so I feel your hard stomach on my buttocks.
It's fun being a Secret Youth Adviser.
You're trying to horn in on my source.
We gotta hurry!
Hand Job.
And Carl Bernstein, Washington Post.
Look how cute you are. Come here.
...ten.
I've never felt this way about anybody...
One more question, Mr. Liddy.
I need to go to the bathroom. Will you excuse me?
Well, I guess you're not, Bob.
I have something to say.
Yeah, Deep Throat. Well, tell me about Deep Throat.
Something's in my ass.
Look, I found these old magazine clippings...
I need to see your thick penis go up on your belly And feel it at the top of my stomach
You little lying sacks of shit are the matter!
I could see it in your eyes
But the old drugs aren't working.
Nice painting of a boat.
You actually have this document in your possession?
...amid the Watergate scandal.
In a series of events that rocked the nation...
I think he's a vampire.
...when you think of your President...
You know, today...
...and we can't find books on it, and the President is having us followed.
...whatever she's on, I didn't give it to her.
-And Betsy's brother just got drafted. -He's maintaining.
tonight i'll be eating 87 double bacon deluxe salad hamburgers a burger wrap and a spiced up grill from sumo salad in whitfords. tonight i'll be eating 78 flake mcflurrys 87 cheeseburgers and a thick egg mcmuffin from mcdonalds in whitfords.
Why cant you see that I honestly love you
When you rest your hand on my stomach.... I want to suck yor penis.
It's not right.
...and I have some very important information concerning Watergate...
Why were they shredding all that paper?
I'm tripping heavily already.
Mr. President?
This is our White House souvenir.
And you're prejudiced, and you have a potty-mouth!
Nice to see you.
Your brother's not that bad. Not that I like him.
Oh, thank you!
I should give that a listen.
In fact, they're frozen again.
...at The Washington Post!
-Take care. -Okay. You take care too.
Wait, wait, wait.
Really?
I'm sorry, Bob.
... of Presidential Counsel John Dean....