Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Checkers pooped.
Sing something.
You're horny!
We have an urgent communiquÈ from Anderson Air Force Base.
It is imperative that we put a freeze...
You're ruining my life!
...let me say once again...
I just saw you on the street and thought you were cute.
Well, your luck's about to change.
...for a cold lunch...
Do you know anything about it?
I don't think about him that much.
I've got a way with young people. They trust me.
...if these aren't the yummiest cookies I've ever had.
... that one of the arrested was formerly an employee of the CIA.
Oh, I mean, poo-poo.
How did you know my name?
...and it's against the law.
Not that I'm comparing myself to de Gaulle.
Got hit by a garbage truck at the age of 24.
Because you see--
-The White House denied involvement. -He's so familiar.
Tricky Dick's going down.
...you'll tell him.
I know. Would you look at all that shit?
We've been robbed.
The document you mentioned on the phone, it was written to Haldeman?
You know, you guys are getting pretty old now.
Carl Bernstein. Tell me your story.
Show me which one.
...in the pathway to hell.
Unless you go on the record or have documentation....
But I do know one thing: Dick's ass is grass.
I can't.
Come here.
How will we get into the White House?
Number one: I love you.
That's the tape.
...because her dreams of being an only child are dashed.
Thank you. Thanks.
It's to Haldeman. It has a list of names, amounts of money and dates.
The Joint Chiefs of Staff. Let's go!
You all right?
We bake him cookies called Hello Dollies...
... over the next two years.
-It's you two. -Mr. President.
...have asked us who Deep Throat is, so....
It's on the label of every can, lamebrain.
...are Secret Youth Advisers for President Nixon.
-Yes, there is. Deep Throat is-- -Don't say it! He's trying to trick us!
I don't understand it at all.
Your mom never said it was a garbage truck.
He's your dad's boss.
"Anyway..."
...when you put your hand on my shoulder...
Wait!
-You're starting another war! -I don't have time to talk to her.
...it wasn't a war that this administration started.
Go ahead. What do you have?
Every lie is another brick...
Deep Throat! Come here, Deep Throat boy!
About Dick.
...and make up lies about our President?
-Looks cool! -Thanks!
What's that smell?
...l've met someone.
Just say it, because I already know!
Night owl
You think the President meant it when he said we could walk Checkers?
What are you staring at?
You were saying, Arlene?
WHO'S BIRTHDAY IS IT?
Honey...
Mr. Haldeman, it's your wife.
You've never seen a single picture or anything?
It's the tape.
...l have felt it was my duty to persevere...
What's going on in here?